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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

By Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

By Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

By Steven Wright