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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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Golf is a good walk spoiled
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Golf is a good walk, ruined.
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - he could not even lie.
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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
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Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.)
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.
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For example, in Year 1 that useless letter 'c' would be dropped to be replased either by 'k' or 's', and likewise 'x' would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which 'c' would be retained would be the 'ch' formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform 'w' spelling, so that 'which' and 'one' would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish 'y' replasing it with 'i' and Iear 4 might fiks the 'g
j' anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x' -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais 'ch', 'sh', and 'th' rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
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Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
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Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - 1906
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.
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