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Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are.

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You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself.

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Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

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Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right.

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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.

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You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.

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You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

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You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

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You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

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You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.

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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

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With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

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Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

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When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

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When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

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When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

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When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.

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What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

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What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be something. How odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people.

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We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.

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We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.

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We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but instead because they know precisely which subjects to avoid.

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We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.

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We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

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Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.

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Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives.

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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

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Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

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There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.

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