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There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
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There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the world's probably a better place for it.
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There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.
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The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the universe says to itself, 'Oh I see, this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you.
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The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
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The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.
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The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
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The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth, it's about the redistribution of time.
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The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them.
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The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
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The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
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Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.
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Technology favors horrible people.
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Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?
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Star Trek characters never go shopping.
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Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave.
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Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
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Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
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Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear completely.
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Purchased experiences don't count.
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Quick. Name ten dead redheads.
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People will always choose more money over more sex.
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People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
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Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.
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One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
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Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you never have to think about fashion again.
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On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen.
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Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way again.
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Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.
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