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I've got 911 on speed dial.

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I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.

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I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.

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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'

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I think the killers get far too much attention.

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I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.

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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

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I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.

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I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

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Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.

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High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

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Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

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God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.

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Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

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Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

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Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

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Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.

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Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

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Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

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Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.

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Fate is for losers.

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Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.

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Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.

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Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.

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Every single moment is a coincidence.

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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.

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Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.

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