Zoolander Quotes

Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

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Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

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Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.

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Hansel: The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him]
Hansel: Nice Comeback! Ha ha.

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Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

Movie: Zoolander