YuYu Hakusho Quote

Akashi: "Kuwabara! Are those new bruises today?"
Kuwabara: "I got piled on by those guys you said were harmless, but I didn't touch 'em!"
Akashi: "I'm so impressed. But I talked to some of the other teachers yesterday about our arrangement, and they said I was too easy on you."
Kuwabara, Komada, Kirishima and Okubo: "What?!"
Akashi: "I was just as surprised as you are, but they were convinced! So, in addition to not fighting, you must all score fifty percent or higher on the Physical Science test!"
Okubo: "Hey! You can't just keep adding conditions!"
Akashi: "I'm afraid I just did...and if one of you fails, Okubo's job goes out the window." [walks away]
Kirishima: [scoffing] "Please! We can pass that test easy if we study a little! I got, like, a forty-five on my last Physical Science test!"
Komada: "No worries here; I scored a fifty-seven. How 'bout you, Okubo?"
Okubo: "Yeah, I got a thirty-nine, so if I try a little harder I'll be good. We're gonna be okay, right Kuwabara? What did you get?"
Kuwabara: "I got a...A SEVEN!"
[the other boys fall over in shock]
Yusuke: "Well what do you know, Kuwabara is stupider than I am!"
Botan: "What did you make on your last test?"
Yusuke: [proudly] "I got a twelve."

TV Show: YuYu Hakusho

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