Your Studio and You Quotes
Narrator: But what if our gate was more Artist Friendly? We'll start with the guards. Those dark uniforms connote oppression and conformity. [*bing!* The guards' uniforms change]
Narrator: But new outfits, with pastel colors and high, pretty collars, seem to say, I'm your friend, not your enemy. [*bing!* Buttons appear on the shirts, reading, Universal is A-OK!]
Narrator: How about some inspiring buttons to show our optimism? And what about that security gate? Black and white lines may remind artists of police and fear. [*bing!* The gate is ridiculously decorated]
Narrator: But a new gate, with attractive flowers and colorful birds, becomes a lovely decoration, not just a deterrent. [*bing!* Floral arrangements appear around the guard kiosk]
Narrator: Now with just a few more changes... [*bing!* A tacky lawn ornament appears]
Narrator: And some attractive porcelain deer, our gate is now Artist Friendly, and ready for the future. So how do you feel now, Miss Actress?
Traci Lords: I feel welcome and relaxed for a meeting at Universal. [She drives off]
Narrator: That's splendid. Too bad the part you want will probably go to Demi Moore.
Traci Lords: [car screeches to halt] WHAT?
Narrator: Oh, nothing. Here, have a wine cooler, compliments of your new studio.
Narrator: But new outfits, with pastel colors and high, pretty collars, seem to say, I'm your friend, not your enemy. [*bing!* Buttons appear on the shirts, reading, Universal is A-OK!]
Narrator: How about some inspiring buttons to show our optimism? And what about that security gate? Black and white lines may remind artists of police and fear. [*bing!* The gate is ridiculously decorated]
Narrator: But a new gate, with attractive flowers and colorful birds, becomes a lovely decoration, not just a deterrent. [*bing!* Floral arrangements appear around the guard kiosk]
Narrator: Now with just a few more changes... [*bing!* A tacky lawn ornament appears]
Narrator: And some attractive porcelain deer, our gate is now Artist Friendly, and ready for the future. So how do you feel now, Miss Actress?
Traci Lords: I feel welcome and relaxed for a meeting at Universal. [She drives off]
Narrator: That's splendid. Too bad the part you want will probably go to Demi Moore.
Traci Lords: [car screeches to halt] WHAT?
Narrator: Oh, nothing. Here, have a wine cooler, compliments of your new studio.
Movie: Your Studio and You
Narrator: We also have MCA Records, with rap stars like Heavy D.
Heavy D: [very uncomfortable and awkward] Golly... It sure is nifty to be a part of the Universal family. I mean, jeepers, everybody there is just... swell. Golly-willikers... How could I ever go anywhere else? And I mean this.
Heavy D: [very uncomfortable and awkward] Golly... It sure is nifty to be a part of the Universal family. I mean, jeepers, everybody there is just... swell. Golly-willikers... How could I ever go anywhere else? And I mean this.
Movie: Your Studio and You
[title card reads, "Universal City Studios"]
Narrator: Universal City Studios! [title card reads, "UCS"]
Narrator: "Ucks!" And with all of our new changes, no wonder everyone is saying... [title card reads, "It's UCS For Me!"]
Narrator: It sucks for me!
Narrator: Universal City Studios! [title card reads, "UCS"]
Narrator: "Ucks!" And with all of our new changes, no wonder everyone is saying... [title card reads, "It's UCS For Me!"]
Narrator: It sucks for me!
Movie: Your Studio and You