Women Who Flirt Quotes

Angie: [texting on cellphone]Jerk.
Marco: [surprised, texting]Who? I'll beat him up for you.
Angie: [texting]Then slap yourself three times.

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Mike: I'm a post-life makeup consultant.

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Angie: [referring to mixed-media installation in art gallery]What do you see?
May: Cows. Lots of cows piled up into the shape of a baby. This artwork should be called Bullshit.

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May: Actually, what do you see in him?
Angie: Don't you think he's very cute? He would care about me in the most interesting ways. [Flashback to Angie's and Marco's college days, in library]
Angie: [yawns sleepily with mouth wide open]
Marco: [stuffs a ball of tissues into Angie's mouth]
Angie: What's that for?
Marco: As a girl, remember to cover your mouth when you yawn. [Back to present time]
May: Forcefully stuffing things into your mouth is considered caring? [snickers cynically]
May: If that's the case, I do know a lot of guys who are expert at caring about me.

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May: Men are like a pile of hay that's drenched in petrol. Give him a match, and he will burn himself up.

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May: [on cellphone]Any update? Have you dealt with your situation? What's all that noise? What's going on?
Angie: [on cellphone, whilst on an aeroplane-shaped kiddie ride at Taipei night bazaar]We're riding the plane!
May: What kind of fancy new position is that?

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May: [giving dating advice to Angie]Girls who are slightly kinky are cuter.

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Carter: [emerging from under restaurant table, appearing at May's lap]Nice pussy.
Carter: [holds up a semi-longhair ginger cat]
May: [to cat]There you are!
May: [turning to Carter]Thank you for finding my pussy.
Carter: My pleasure.

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Marco: [surfing TV channels at hotel room in Taipei]Didn't they say life at the Enemy Zone is very decadent? How come there's not a single adult channel?
Angie: Oh. I'm going back to my room then.
Marco: Wait, I've got an idea. Just a moment... [switches to sports channel showing women's curling competition between Sweden and Japan]
Marco: There!
Angie: What's this?
Marco: Back then at the dorms, as soon as this competition came up, we guys would watch it together. It's like watching porn.
Angie: No way...
Marco: If you don't believe me, give it a try. Close your eyes. [falls back onto bed]
Marco: [Rhythmic sounds of ice-scrubbing and yelling of sportswomen emanate from TV]
Angie: [sitting on bed, closes eyes, chuckles]Waaahh...
Marco: Sounds like porn, right?
Angie: But I feel exhausted listening to it!
Marco: Well, each country has its own style.

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Hailey: [behaving exaggeratedly coquettish]I was worried if I were to get a scar on my leg, you won't like me anymore. The more I thought about it, the sadder I felt, and so couldn't stop crying.
Marco: Silly girl. Do I seem that shallow? Even if you lose both your legs, I'm not going to leave you.
Hailey: Really?
Marco: Of course. You still have a nice rack.

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Marco: [to Hailey]I'd always felt very puzzled while reading those tabloids in the past. Do you know why Lin Chi-ling [Taiwan's Paris Hilton]
Marco: seems to lack a decent love life? All because of the coquettish guile of girls like you. It makes one feel exhausted after a while.

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Marco: [voiceover, reminiscing about college days]Every time I lost my bicycle, it was always Angie who sent me home on hers. But this time, it's her whom I have lost.

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Pa: You know why kids like playing hide-and-seek? Because they want to be found.

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May: [to Angie]Alright, look at this cup of coffee. [camera pans to table, showing a cup of coffee decorated with image of pig's head]
May: Remember, this is not a cappuccino. This is a bowl of Grandma Meng's Oblivion Tea. Drink it, and forget the grievances of the past. Forget that pighead. Forget that coquettish bitch. Cheers, and bon voyage.

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