Wizards of Waverly Place Quote

Juliet: (licking a red substance that looks like blood from her hand)
Alex: Oh my gosh, she did it.
Harper: (gets a empty doughnut) The vampire took all of the jelly out of this doughnut!
Alex: And no weight gain because you're dead!
Harper: The jelly does kinda of look like blood.
Juliet: Yeah, that's why vampires carry jelly doughnuts.
Alex: (laughs) You're awesome.
Juliet: I know.
Alex: And I don't say that to any of my brother's girlfriends because they're all monsters. I mean there was a centaur, a werewolf.
Juliet: Well I'm a vampire.
Alex: Yeah but you have normal feet.
Juliet: That's true.
Alex: Okay, I have to ask you something. Why would somebody cool as you would be dating my brother?
Juliet: Well I find that if you're a little cooler than your boyfriend, he'll never dump you!
Alex and Harper: Ohhhh!
Harper: Okay, now I gotta ask you something. When you turn into a bat where do your clothes go?
Juliet: Well you're not really thinking about that when you're going (waves her arms) WHOOO! WHOO! WHOO!

TV Show: Wizards of Waverly Place

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