Wings Quotes
Kid Dabb: [watching Geoff try to land a damaged plane] He's gonna try to land!
Mike: He can't make it.
Les Peters: Not with that tail all smashed up. Not in a million years.
Kid Dabb: Get set for the crash, Mike!
Bonnie Lee: Why doesn't he jump?
Kid Dabb: Why? Why should he? He's made of rubber, he is. He wants to hit the ground to see how high he can bounce!
Mike: He can't make it.
Les Peters: Not with that tail all smashed up. Not in a million years.
Kid Dabb: Get set for the crash, Mike!
Bonnie Lee: Why doesn't he jump?
Kid Dabb: Why? Why should he? He's made of rubber, he is. He wants to hit the ground to see how high he can bounce!
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Kid Dabb: Someday I'll get a straight answer from you, and I won't know what to do with it.
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Kid Dabb: The boat doesn't stop at Santa Maria this trip.
Geoff Carter: Why not?
Kid Dabb: They have no bananas.
Geoff Carter: They have no bananas?
Kid Dabb: Yes, they have no bananas.
Geoff Carter: Why not?
Kid Dabb: They have no bananas.
Geoff Carter: They have no bananas?
Kid Dabb: Yes, they have no bananas.
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Les Peters: [the other fliers won't drink with McPherson] Do you mind, Elena? We're going to move. Coming Geoff?
Geoff Carter: No, this is good enough for me.
Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: Not so particular, huh?
Geoff Carter: I don't think even *you* can spoil good liquor.
Geoff Carter: No, this is good enough for me.
Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: Not so particular, huh?
Geoff Carter: I don't think even *you* can spoil good liquor.
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Les Peters: [the other fliers won't drink with McPherson] Do you mind, Elena? We're going to move. Coming Geoff?
Geoff Carter: No, this is good enough for me.
Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: Not so particular, huh?
Geoff Carter: I don't think even *you* can spoil good liquor.
Geoff Carter: No, this is good enough for me.
Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: Not so particular, huh?
Geoff Carter: I don't think even *you* can spoil good liquor.
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Mallory O'Brian: Don't play dumb with me.
Sam Seaborn: No, honestly, I am dumb. Most of the time I'm playing smart.
Sam Seaborn: No, honestly, I am dumb. Most of the time I'm playing smart.
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Opus: As your records will show, Father Christmas, I am a bird. Specifically, a penguin. An embarrassing accident at birth, for which I do not blame my mother. I prefer to blame Congress.
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President Josiah Bartlet: You're a son of a bitch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there, 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman - a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours but praise His glory and praise His Name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. Sixty-eight crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, Domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good?
[scoffs]
President Josiah Bartlet: Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a Deo pio, a Deo iusto, a Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Trus in terra servus, nuntius fui, officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.
President Josiah Bartlet: [deliberately lights a cigarette and grinds it out on the Cathedral floor] You get Hoynes.
[scoffs]
President Josiah Bartlet: Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a Deo pio, a Deo iusto, a Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Trus in terra servus, nuntius fui, officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.
President Josiah Bartlet: [deliberately lights a cigarette and grinds it out on the Cathedral floor] You get Hoynes.
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Quatre Raberba Winner: Outer space has lost all reason. That's why I'm gonna destroy everything.
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Quatre Raberba Winner: Put your hands down. I was the first one to surrender and came out, remember?
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Russian Negotiator Nikolai Ivanovich: Why must every American president bound out of an automobile like as at a yacht club while in comparison our leader looks like... I don't even know what word is.
Sam Seaborn: Frumpy?
Russian Negotiator Nikolai Ivanovich: I don't know what "frumpy" is but onomatopoetically sounds right.
Sam Seaborn: It's hard not to like a guy who doesn't know frumpy but knows onomatopoeia.
Sam Seaborn: Frumpy?
Russian Negotiator Nikolai Ivanovich: I don't know what "frumpy" is but onomatopoetically sounds right.
Sam Seaborn: It's hard not to like a guy who doesn't know frumpy but knows onomatopoeia.
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Sam Seaborn: Oh, for God's sakes. It's Gideon v. Wainwright, 372 US 335. You cite the precedent, you cite Black's opinion for the majority.
Laurie: Thank you for that display of geek bravado...
Laurie: Thank you for that display of geek bravado...
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Sam Seaborn: Who's your boyfriend?
Mallory O'Brian: I don't think...
Sam Seaborn: What's his name?
Mallory O'Brian: His name is Richard Andrewchuk.
Sam Seaborn: There's a hockey player named Richard Andrewchuk.
Mallory O'Brian: Well, unless there are two of them.
Sam Seaborn: You're dating Richard Andrewchuk?
Mallory O'Brian: Yes, and we're having quite a lot of sex.
Sam Seaborn: I think you'd almost have to.
Mallory O'Brian: What does that mean?
Sam Seaborn: What the hell do you and Richard Andrewchuk talk about?
Mallory O'Brian: He happens to be a terribly bright guy.
Sam Seaborn: Well, good, because he's a *really* bad hockey player.
Mallory O'Brian: He's had injury problems this season.
Sam Seaborn: From falling down.
Mallory O'Brian: I don't think...
Sam Seaborn: What's his name?
Mallory O'Brian: His name is Richard Andrewchuk.
Sam Seaborn: There's a hockey player named Richard Andrewchuk.
Mallory O'Brian: Well, unless there are two of them.
Sam Seaborn: You're dating Richard Andrewchuk?
Mallory O'Brian: Yes, and we're having quite a lot of sex.
Sam Seaborn: I think you'd almost have to.
Mallory O'Brian: What does that mean?
Sam Seaborn: What the hell do you and Richard Andrewchuk talk about?
Mallory O'Brian: He happens to be a terribly bright guy.
Sam Seaborn: Well, good, because he's a *really* bad hockey player.
Mallory O'Brian: He's had injury problems this season.
Sam Seaborn: From falling down.
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Sparks: He was quoting Shakespeare, Henry the 4th I think, he said. We owe God a death, if we pay it today, then we don't owe it tomorrow.
Bat Kilgallen: He's no fool.
Bat Kilgallen: He's no fool.
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Sue White: Yes?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I haven't asked the question yet.
Sue White: Yes.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Is the answer?
Sue White: What?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Is yes the answer?
Sue White: Is the question.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: But is yes the answer? Take a gamble.
Sue White: I don't know, is it?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Take a gamble.
Sue White: No.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: No is the answer?
Sue White: No is the answer. Yes is never the answer.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: So no is the answer?
Sue White: No is the answer.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: So if I were to say, are you going to ever have sex with any other man apart from me, then your answer is no?
Sue White: Do you want to have sex with me? I mean, do you want to just have, do you want to just **** me now? Do you wanna do that? Do you wanna just get your cock out and **** me now? How about that, yeah? Shall we, here... on the table? Yeah, how about whopping it up my ass, what about that Mr. Secretan? Not Doctor... but Mister. Yeah? One above Doctor, how about that yeah? Mr. Secretan whopping up the staff liaison's ass.
[pause]
Sue White: So wipe yourself down and come back and tell me what you think about that, 'kay?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Not sure I can stand up.
Sue W
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I haven't asked the question yet.
Sue White: Yes.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Is the answer?
Sue White: What?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Is yes the answer?
Sue White: Is the question.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: But is yes the answer? Take a gamble.
Sue White: I don't know, is it?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Take a gamble.
Sue White: No.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: No is the answer?
Sue White: No is the answer. Yes is never the answer.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: So no is the answer?
Sue White: No is the answer.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: So if I were to say, are you going to ever have sex with any other man apart from me, then your answer is no?
Sue White: Do you want to have sex with me? I mean, do you want to just have, do you want to just **** me now? Do you wanna do that? Do you wanna just get your cock out and **** me now? How about that, yeah? Shall we, here... on the table? Yeah, how about whopping it up my ass, what about that Mr. Secretan? Not Doctor... but Mister. Yeah? One above Doctor, how about that yeah? Mr. Secretan whopping up the staff liaison's ass.
[pause]
Sue White: So wipe yourself down and come back and tell me what you think about that, 'kay?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Not sure I can stand up.
Sue W
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"President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet: He
[Charlie]
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet: wants to go out with Zoey.
[Leo cracks a huge smirk]
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet: Shut up.
[Charlie]
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet: wants to go out with Zoey.
[Leo cracks a huge smirk]
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet: Shut up.
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C.J. Cregg: [to Josh on the phone regarding Donna] Didn't you teach her not to engage with a chicken?
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C.J. Cregg: This time of year, is the water of the Potomac very, very cold?
Toby Ziegler: Yes, but if you rub chicken fat all over yourself, it will insulate.
Toby Ziegler: Yes, but if you rub chicken fat all over yourself, it will insulate.
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Casey Chappel Davenport: How many of those have you drunk?
Lowell Mather: Let's see, the machine holds 40... 80!
Lowell Mather: Let's see, the machine holds 40... 80!
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Cats: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
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Donna Moss: Edward Earl of Ulster?
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury: Yes.
Donna Moss: Do you think he'd like me?
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury: Do you date younger men?
Donna Moss: Sure. How old is he?
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury: Five.
Donna Moss: Okay. Well, let's stick a pin in that for a moment and move on.
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury: Yes.
Donna Moss: Do you think he'd like me?
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury: Do you date younger men?
Donna Moss: Sure. How old is he?
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury: Five.
Donna Moss: Okay. Well, let's stick a pin in that for a moment and move on.
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[Heero is working on a computer sitting atop his Gundam]
Heero Yuy: Insulation, section 2-6-0-0: repairs are possible.
[Duo approaches from offscreen]
Duo Maxwell: Hey, you! I'm callin' you!
[Heero looks at Duo, then turns back to the computer screen]
Duo Maxwell: You won't even acknowledge our help. Here I am, Mr. Niceguy, offerin' to fix your mobile suit with mine, but you just brush me right off.
Heero Yuy: [continues typing] I don't want anybody touching my mobile suit. That's all, pal.
Duo Maxwell: [with a mocking snort] Well, that's a joke: you haven't even got the parts.
[Duo vaults onto the torso of the Gundam with a grunt and sits on the edge]
Duo Maxwell: Even the best engineers in the world couldn't repair machines without the parts... Mechanics need parts for repairs, not like you with your leg. You see what I'm sayin'?
Heero Yuy: [silence]
[Continues working, apparently ignoring Duo]
Duo Maxwell: [sighs heavily Starts muttering to himself and gets progressively louder] Why did I even bother rescuing this guy in the first place? He's antisocial, thinks he's Eval Knieval, and hardly speaks!
[groans]
Duo Maxwell: You've got such a gloomy personality, why don't you just give up and stop *pretending* to be human?
Heero Yuy: [Ttrns to Duo] Hey!
Duo Maxwell: What is it? You're too late if you think you're g
Heero Yuy: Insulation, section 2-6-0-0: repairs are possible.
[Duo approaches from offscreen]
Duo Maxwell: Hey, you! I'm callin' you!
[Heero looks at Duo, then turns back to the computer screen]
Duo Maxwell: You won't even acknowledge our help. Here I am, Mr. Niceguy, offerin' to fix your mobile suit with mine, but you just brush me right off.
Heero Yuy: [continues typing] I don't want anybody touching my mobile suit. That's all, pal.
Duo Maxwell: [with a mocking snort] Well, that's a joke: you haven't even got the parts.
[Duo vaults onto the torso of the Gundam with a grunt and sits on the edge]
Duo Maxwell: Even the best engineers in the world couldn't repair machines without the parts... Mechanics need parts for repairs, not like you with your leg. You see what I'm sayin'?
Heero Yuy: [silence]
[Continues working, apparently ignoring Duo]
Duo Maxwell: [sighs heavily Starts muttering to himself and gets progressively louder] Why did I even bother rescuing this guy in the first place? He's antisocial, thinks he's Eval Knieval, and hardly speaks!
[groans]
Duo Maxwell: You've got such a gloomy personality, why don't you just give up and stop *pretending* to be human?
Heero Yuy: [Ttrns to Duo] Hey!
Duo Maxwell: What is it? You're too late if you think you're g
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