Wings Quotes

[Re: Heero Yuy]

Duo Maxwell: He's antisocial and thinks he is Evel Knievel.

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[to Treize Khushrenada]

Milliardo Peacecraft: This friendship of the past will only last until my mask breaks.

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[Paladin comes aboard the Victory shortly after Blair has discovered Angel's fate]

Blair: You missed all the fun.

Paladin: I wish I'd been there. I'm tired of flying a desk. I hear you had a little run-in with Thrakhath.

Blair: Yes I did. You son of a bitch.

Paladin: It pains me that you had to found out that way.

Blair: Have long have you known?

Paladin: Ahh... since the Concordia went down.
[Blair punches Paladin hard in the jaw]

Paladin: Well! You haven't lost your touch!

Blair: On Vespus, you stood there and lied to me!

Paladin: I was under orders, laddie.

Blair: All those missions we flew together, you on my wing protecting me?

Paladin: I was protecting you by not telling you! You just see what you nearly did when you found out! I was protecting you from yourself.

Blair: You know how much she meant to me.

Paladin: I do. But this is war, laddie. All of us have lost someone dear to us. That does not make you special.

Blair: Yeah, I've heard that before.

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Abbey Bartlet: [POTUS didn't call Abbie when he collapsed because he had to go to the situation room to deal with Pakistan and India] I don't care if Canada invaded Michigan! You call me.

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Antonio: [after Joe's Anxiety attack, Antonio walks in Joe's office to make sure he's alright. He finds him holding a squeezable doll in his hand] What's with the Dolly?

Joe Hackett: The Doctor gave it to me. I'm supposed to squeeze "Mr. Googi" whenever I feel I might pinch over again.

Antonio: So there's nothing physically wrong with you
[then adds in a sarcastic subtle tone]

Antonio: You're just a nut case.

Joe Hackett: [In an angry provoked tone] Look I'm not...

Helen: Calm Down honey, no body thinks you're crazy. Just squeeze Mr. Googi & visualize your happy place
[after a two second pause]

Helen: Don't get confused again and squeeze your happy place and visualize Mr. Googi!

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Bonnie Lee: I know, I know, you'd never ask any woman to do anything.

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Bonnie Lee: I'm hard to get, Geoff. All you have to do is ask me.

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Bonnie Lee: Say, isn't that girl the one he used to be in love with?

Kid Dabb: Bonnie, when it rains, every third drop falls on one of them.

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Bonnie Lee: So you're still carrying a torch for her?

Geoff Carter: Gotta light?

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Boyce: [to Alan] You can't make me laugh... by poking me.

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Brian Hackett: [after a suggestion is made to make s'mores] No, I hate s'mores!

Joe: How could you hate s'mores?

Brian Hackett: Because that's the stupidest name for a food, like It's so good, I want s-more, Those are so stupid, they should be called stupids!

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C.J. Cregg: First of all: you're wrong. Second of all: shut up. Third: I went to Hoynes with your thing and he said he wasn't the one who talked to you and I believe him and he's really pissed at me and he's right. And fourth:
[thinks what to say]

C.J. Cregg: shut up again.

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Dr. Caroline Todd: [at Caroline's housewarming party. Caroline is standing in the doorway saying goodbye to some people. Sue White jumps up to her] Bye, bye, um, thanks for coming. Oh, oh, you were here...? Well, thank you for coming.

Sue White: [she leans in and speaks to Caroline's breasts] Thank you, Dr Trodd, for inviting me to your party...

Dr. Caroline Todd: I didn't know I did, but you were here and now you're going so that's all that matters.

Sue White: [leans in and kisses her passionately]

Dr. Caroline Todd: I've been sick.

Sue White: [with her hands on her own breasts] Well, so have I. And I am completely shaved!
[panting]

Dr. Caroline Todd: Oh, God. Oh, God.

Sue White: Bye-bye then. I'll see you at work, okay?
[sings and skips away]

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Dr. Caroline Todd: Did you just throw your breast at me?

Sue White: No. Do you want me to?

Dr. Caroline Todd: No.

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Dr. Caroline Todd: Please can I have a quick word?

Dr. Macartney: Zoom. Whoosh. There's two for you.
[walks off]

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Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I could happily kill everyone with a baseball cap.

Dr. Macartney: One baseball cap?

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Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Kissing in the toilet?

Dr. Caroline Todd: Yes... who sang Kissing In The Toilets in 1978?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Er... was it a young Geroge Michael?

Dr. Caroline Todd: Yes.
[leaves]

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: ****ing hell, that was a guess!
[sings]

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Kissing in the toilet - don't flush, it's lush...

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Dr. Macartney: Can I go and cut people up now?

Dr. Caroline Todd: Yes.

Dr. Macartney: Excellent!

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Dr. Macartney: So tell me, why are you wearing a blouse?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: What?

Dr. Macartney: It's a blouse, isn't it?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: **** off, it's designer.

Dr. Macartney: What, Laura Ashley?

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Dr. Macartney: Well?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Well what, you scrawny poof?
[Mac pushes Guy's head into a bowl of cornflakes]

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: [through cornflakes] You're not a poof! You're not a poof!
[Mac pulls Guy's head up again]

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: You're not a poof!

Dr. Macartney: And?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: And - you are a poof!
[Mac empties the bowl over Guy's head]

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Dr. Macartney: You know what you need? You need a system. Like I used pneumonics when I was revising.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah, me too. Take the bones of the head, alright -
[points to parts of his head as he names the bones]

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: frontal, parietal, occipital, zygomatic, sphenoid, temporal, maxilla, mandible, vomer, nasal.

Dr. Martin Dear: Jesus, how did you remember that?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I just took a simple everyday phrase where the words begin with the same letters as the bones.

Dr. Macartney: Go on then, what is it?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Foreign politicians often zing stereotypical tunes, mayday, mayday, Venezuela, neck.

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Dr. Martin Dear: No, actually, it's a note and it's quite hard.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Suicide note?

Dr. Martin Dear: No.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Shame.

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Duck #1: Hey look, I'm a bird. I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth.

Duck #2: Honey, I'll be taking lunch on the moon today.

Duck #3: What's the red thing on the neck? Turbo prop? So where's the exhaust? Don't answer that.

Duck #1: Note the mighty wings. I suspect they sputter more than flutter. (They all laugh)

Opus: They're obviously jealous of my nose. Anybody would be.

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Duo: If you leave him alone Quatre always takes the blame himself for everything. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he starts saying that his lack of effort is the reason there is no air in outer space.

Heero: [typing] Hmm.

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Geoff Carter: How about a light?

Bonnie Lee: [giving him matches] Isn't it about time you started carrying some of those?

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Geoff Carter: You got the job.

Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: Maybe I ought you pat you on the back.

Geoff Carter: You don't have to. Just do what I tell you to do.

Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: You mean anything that's a little too tough for somebody else, huh?

Geoff Carter: Yeah, that's about it. Look, fella, I'm knee-deep in friends around here, but you're one guy I can send out in any kind of weather on any kind of job, and only worry about the ship getting back.

Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: I see.

Geoff Carter: On those terms, you still want the job?

Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson: I don't know any other way I'd want it.

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Heero Yuy: [Heero starts to lose control in Wing Zero] Who... Who are... My Enemies...? My enemies are the ones after my life... My enemies are the ones that are after my life and the ones that toy with my life... They're all my enemies.

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Heero Yuy: [Heero starts to lose control in Wing Zero] Who... Who are... My Enemies...? My enemies are the ones after my life... My enemies are the ones that are after my life and the ones that toy with my life... They're all my enemies.

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Heero: Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?

Dekim Barton: What are you planning?

Heero: Your shelter is secure, is it?

Mariemaia Kushrenada: Of course it is! See for yourself just how powerless you are.

Heero: Roger that.

Mariemaia Kushrenada: [gasps!]

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Helen: [Helen is leaving Lowell in charge of the restaurant counter as she heads out of work early] You sure you're gonna be okay with everything, Lowell?

Lowell Mather: Aw, yeah. Don't you worry about a thing; you just go off and have a wonderful time. Where are you going, anyway?

Helen: Uh, I would really rather not say.

Lowell Mather: Aw, come on.

Helen: Well, if you must know, I'm going to see my OB/GYN.

Lowell Mather: Fine, be that way. I'm having dinner with my M-o-m-m-y.

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