Wife vs. Secretary Quotes

Helen 'Whitey' Wilson: You're a fool, for which I am grateful.

Movie: Wife vs. Secretary
[kisses Linda while her eyes are closed]
Van: Guess who!
Linda: Hmm... Simpson?
Van: No! [kisses her again]
Van: Try again!
Linda: Finny.
Van: No! [kisses her again]
Van: Try again!
Linda: I give up. [opens her eyes as they laugh and embrace]
Linda: Oh! It's a husband!

Movie: Wife vs. Secretary