Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Greg: (takes off his glasses)(imitating Bill Clinton) Hi. I used to be President. Some of you might have trouble meeting the ladies.
Drew: (imitating Richard Simmons) I'm Richard Simmons and I'm gonna show you how to pick up girls! (Drew stumbles as he returns to the World's Worst Step!)
Colin: To clap, raise one hand (doing so), then the other (raises his other hand), keeping them an equal distance apart. Then force them together at a speed that makes this sound: (claps). Repeat. (Claps). Repeat. (Claps)
Greg: Hello, dudes and dudettes, and welcome to How To Deliver a Pizza.
Colin: Welcome to Dogs Have Prostates Too! (puts on some latex gloves)
Ryan: Take the magazine in your left hand. Lower your pants and sit. (Buzz!) Now read. (Buzz!) Once again... (Buzz!)
Greg: How would you like to become an exotic dancer? (Dances)
Colin: (Steps forward)(Buzz!)
Greg: (Sprawls out on the floor)(Slurring) Hello, and welcome to Drinking for Professionals!
Ryan: [In reference to Drew's stumble] Hi, I'm Drew Carey. Today, we're going to learn how to walk backwards. Look behind you. Look behind you while you're walking. While you're walking. There's a stair! Lift your foot onto the stair, pushing yourself onto the stair.
Drew: Hi, I'm Ryan Stiles, and welcome to my love-making secrets tape. (pretends to smoke a cigarette) This tape will end in 60 seconds! (Ryan: I wish!)
Colin: Oh those frustrating banana peels. How do you get them off the banana? Hold the banana firmly in one hand. (Buzz!) (Colin is back on straight away...) Oh those frustrating gerbil skins... (Buzz!)
Greg: I'm Bill from the NRA, and it's Gun Safety Week!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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