Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Colin: [holds a lime in each hand] I brought the limes.
Drew: [hands date criminal record] Hi. My parole officer told me to show you my criminal record before we are allowed to go out.
Greg: I know this is only our second date...I LOVE YOU!! BE WITH ME!!
Colin: [reads from a card] You look very beautiful.
Drew: [pulls out wallet and shows picture] Hey! Wanna see a picture of my penis?
Ryan: [does the same] Hey! Wanna see a picture of Drew Carey's penis?
Greg: Let's see you had the Big Mac, that's $2.
Drew: [has his arm around his date's shoulder] Hope you don't mind. I thought we'd just sit here and watch "Gepetto". [turns TV on]
Ryan: [with a hand puppet] We just wanna say we had a great time didn't we? [Puppet]: We sure did. We had a great time.
Greg: Thanks for inviting me up Melanie. I...[spots a Nintendo console] Nintendo?! [picks up console]
Drew: Sorry I'm late. Me and the wife just had a big fight.

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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