Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Kathy: Can I help you at all? (Ryan's head stuck on carpet.)
Ryan: Is this shag? It's just gorgeous.
Kathy: Listen. I, I....
Ryan: What a wonderful floor.
Kathy: Listen, Is there something worse than having a depressed Carol Channing at your party?
Drew: Not quite.
Ryan: Oh mighty lord...(Head flies over to Drew's desk as the glass neon light decoration on the desk shatters on his head. Kathy and audience gasp in shock.)
Kathy: Are you OK?
Ryan: I'm fine.
Drew: (looks over his desk) Oh my God! Are you OK?
Ryan: Yes. (Drew buzzes, Wayne gets up and looks away)
Kathy: Oh, my god.
Ryan: I'm fine; it's okay...(as Drew bends down at Ryan's head, laughing hysterically) I'm good.
Kathy: Carol.
Ryan: What?
Kathy: Carol.
Ryan: I'm afraid...you wouldn't have a suture around the house would you?
Kathy: Yes I actually do right here.
Ryan: (To Drew) Stop picking the glass in my hair!
Kathy: Carol, It is Carol?
Ryan: I used to be. I can't remember anymore. Tell me am I bleeding?
Drew: No, no your OK, you're not bleeding.
Ryan: I can't get off this because my....
Drew: Because his what keeps sticking to things.
Kathy: Because....
Ryan: Don't make me run into anything else!
Drew: Carol Channing who is what?
Kathy: Who is drunk as a skunk?
Ryan: No!
Drew: His blank keeps sticking to blank.
Kathy: Your head is velcro?
Ryan: No.
Drew: (Buzzes). Close enough. (Ryan and Cathy go back to their chairs respectively). Hey it's always funny when it happens to somebody else. (Ryan gives him a look.) Wow man, you went all

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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