Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Mike McShane
I'm a master chef, I'm in your kitchen
When I whip up an omelette, Lord it's bitchin'!
I crack the eggs, I lay 'em in the pan
Spread out the cheese and go, goin' on it man!
I flip it over with my hand
It lands right back in the aluminium pan
I serve it up and it's really hot
If you don't like an omelette, then say it a lot!
Tony Slattery
Cooking is my obsession
So what's gonna happen now is a cookery lesson
It's where it's at, food is where it's been
I'm a pissed chef, I'd like a large gin!
Josie Lawrence
Hi everybody, my name is Josie
I'm gonna teach you how to eat spaghetti
You can do it in a lot of ways
You can chop up garlic, make bolognaise
You can make it slow, or make it faster
There's lots of ways that you can do pasta!
Greg Proops
Well I'm a groovy chef, I'm totally illing
And when I make a dish, it's way way thrilling
The girls from the kitchen they hop like a frog
'Cos they want to taste my big hot dog!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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