Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Mike: Lucky sod, you get off this weekend.
Tony: Michael, this is sudden. What causes jealousy?
Mike: Nepotism.
Tony: Ooooooh!
Mike: Perhaps your wife doesn't happen to be the best nurse on the hall.
Tony: Quite, she isn't!
Mike: Really, I thought you had more tact and morals than that.
Tony: Silly person! Can't you see you've just taken out his windpipe?
Mike: Tracheotomy time!
Tony: That goes under the neck. (realised his mistake) Under the neck, that goes!
Mike: Very good!
Tony: Whooo! We've done it.
Mike: The Xyvalogovu Ridge seems to be opening up.
Tony: Yes, that's right.
Mike: Zip that baby up and I'll break for all of us for lunch.
Tony: Awww, he's dead.
Mike: Big deal!
Tony: Careless butterfingers!
Mike: Doctor Cockup!
Tony: Every time!
Mike: Forget it, I'm hungry.
Tony: Good, me too.
Mike: Hell, let's go to that new salad bar.
Tony: I'd rather have a steak.
Mike: Well, jam it up my kaboga, I'll have a steak too!
Tony: Kaboga, what's that?
Mike: Linear tract of the ... forget it.

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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