Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Paul: About them drugs you found in me spare garage.
Julian: But what are you trying to say, sir?
Paul: Copper, it's like this!
Julian: Don't call me a copper!
Paul: Even though you've got 'Copper' written on your lapel?
Julian: Five minutes and I'll take you down the nick.
Paul: Gordon Bennett!
Julian: I thought your name was Harry. Oh, that's wrong isn't it?Harry, you're under arrest!
Paul: I'm under arrest!
Julian: (asks Paul what the next letter is under his breath)Just wait a minute, then I'll arrest you.
Paul: Keep me here while you arrest me in just a minute? No, I shall scarper! I shall...
Julian: Life. Life's is what I'm threatening you with, sonny!
Paul: Mother?
Julian: No time for mother now!
Paul: (disappointed)Ohhhhhhh....
Julian: Policeman, that's what I am!
Paul: (Paul goes through the alphabet in his head and Julian tries to tell him it's Q)Queen Mother's good for her age, isn't she?
Julian: Right that's it, I've had enough! I'm gonna take you in now, to the police station.
Paul: So soon?
Julian: Yep... Terry Marshall looks like you with the lights out.
Paul: Ultra-violet light, probably.
Julian: Violent by nature, aren't you? I can see it in your eyes.
Paul: Windows of the soul... (Julian struggles to think of a word beginning with X) ...wanna see me X-rays?
Julian: Except in special circumstances.
Paul: ... Well... Yes.
Julian: Zoo.

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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