Whoops Apocalypse Quotes
Kevin Pork: I think I've been over-doing things. But I had a talk with the doctor and he gave me some pills to take.
Chancellor of the Exchecquer: It'll be for the best, Kev. I'm sure it will.
Foreign Secretary: Which doctor is this then Kev?
Kevin Pork: Doctor Destiny of Earth two. Sure; you know him. He helped me to save Lois Lane in the giant star fish of Atlantis.
Chancellor of the Exchecquer: It'll be for the best, Kev. I'm sure it will.
Foreign Secretary: Which doctor is this then Kev?
Kevin Pork: Doctor Destiny of Earth two. Sure; you know him. He helped me to save Lois Lane in the giant star fish of Atlantis.
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Nigel Lipman: He's brainwashed the entire country! He's gone stark, staring, raving... [Chris enters]
Sir Mortimer Chris: Morning.
Nigel Lipman: Morning, Prime Minister.
Sir Mortimer Chris: Sorry I'm late, there was a nest of leprechauns in the bread bin.
Sir Mortimer Chris: Morning.
Nigel Lipman: Morning, Prime Minister.
Sir Mortimer Chris: Sorry I'm late, there was a nest of leprechauns in the bread bin.
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Nurse: The president shouldn't be disturbed.
The Deacon: Well, this one is.
The Deacon: Well, this one is.
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Specialist Catering Commander: Duncan! Post the heads to their widows. And get the addresses right this time.
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Specialist Catering Commander: Remember, use subtlety and discretion wherever possible!
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[the Johnny Cyclops campaign song]
Biff: Raised on a mountain in Omaha / Went to the mission where he played his guitar/ Always took his hat off when he spoke to his ma / Once gave a nigger kid a lift in his car. Johnny, Johnny Cyclops never started world war three. Who fiddled his tax returns and laughed at the law/ Who organised a cover up in 1954 / Who spent in bed a week and day with a whore / Not Johnny Cyclops, that's for sure. Johnny, Johnny Cyclops / never started world war three / Master of diplomacy he never fails to act/ Keeps his cool under pressure, never, ever cracks/ Always scares the shit out of the Warsaw Pact / Johnny, Johnny Cyclops / Never started world war three!
Biff: Raised on a mountain in Omaha / Went to the mission where he played his guitar/ Always took his hat off when he spoke to his ma / Once gave a nigger kid a lift in his car. Johnny, Johnny Cyclops never started world war three. Who fiddled his tax returns and laughed at the law/ Who organised a cover up in 1954 / Who spent in bed a week and day with a whore / Not Johnny Cyclops, that's for sure. Johnny, Johnny Cyclops / never started world war three / Master of diplomacy he never fails to act/ Keeps his cool under pressure, never, ever cracks/ Always scares the shit out of the Warsaw Pact / Johnny, Johnny Cyclops / Never started world war three!
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