What Would Bear Do? Quotes

Taylor: I got two words for you, bro. Where the fuck is my Elton John CD?

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Taylor: Well, we should probably poke around in there anyhow, despite your astute, predator-like sense of hearing.

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Taylor: You don't even watch football, sissy.
Vaughn: I watch it, I just don't understand it. The merit of working that hard to carry a ball across a chalk line is completely lost on me.

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Lynn: You act like he is GOD, or, or Oprah, or something!

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Vaughn: I don't know how a guy that knows a camel-carcass snuggie is the safest, most innovative way to survive a Sahara sandstorm couldn't turn you on?

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Rachel: I'll fucking cut you.

Movie: What Would Bear Do?