What the #$*! Do We (K)now!? Quotes

Fred Alan Wolf: Ponder that for a while.

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Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY!
Gloria: I do!
Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!

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PA: [voice-over] Attention, tonight's PTA meeting will be held at the Hooter's Restaurant in Glendale. Please remind your parents. Also, whoever put real meat in today's lunch please remove it.

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Ramtha: What is reality?

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