What a Man Quotes

Alex: Frank, pack die Wurst weg. [translation: Frank, put away that sausage.]

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Alex: [translation]Could you be just a little quieter, please? You're pretty loud.
Jens: What do you mean?
Alex: Could your wear slippers?
Jens: I'm WEARING my sippers.
Alex: I don't want to seem impolite...
Jens: I could stuff your head up your ass, then you won't hear a thing.

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Okke: [translation]You know that real men don't eat honey? They chew bees.

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Okke: [translation]When bulls talk, the cow takes a break.

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Alex: [translation]It's strange with you women. First you want a tough guy, then you train him until he's housebroken, then you quit because he's too nice.

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Okke: [translation]Think of the cows. Do you want one or do you want them all?

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Nele: [translation]Maybe my relationships ARE fucked up, but I've known you for twenty years. You've always been under the heel of some stupid bitch, and you keep believing it's true love while you whine that you're not seen as a real man. So who's the blind man here?

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Alex: [translation]I think you're so afraid of being lied to that you can't be honest with yourself.
Nele: I'd rather lie to myself than accept being lied to by an old friend.

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Alex: Save the pandas.

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