Welcome to the Jungle Quotes
Troy: [practicing his primal scream]Not every Asian kid needs to have violin lessons, mom! I wanted to play baseball!
Movie: Welcome to the Jungle
Lisa: There's a time to be nice and then there's also a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far up a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your fucking shoelaces. And I think now is one of those times. [dramatic pause]
Storm: I do, too.
Lisa: How did you...?
Storm: Listen Chris, there's a time to play nice, and there also comes a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your own fucking shoelaces.
Lisa: That is literally exactly what I just said.
Storm: No, I just tweaked it a little bit.
Lisa: No. Word for word.
Storm: I had my own little spin, okay?
Storm: I do, too.
Lisa: How did you...?
Storm: Listen Chris, there's a time to play nice, and there also comes a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your own fucking shoelaces.
Lisa: That is literally exactly what I just said.
Storm: No, I just tweaked it a little bit.
Lisa: No. Word for word.
Storm: I had my own little spin, okay?
Movie: Welcome to the Jungle
Chris: Uh, Phil has had a statute of himself made.
Brenda: Solid craftsmanship!
Brenda: Solid craftsmanship!
Movie: Welcome to the Jungle