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Alpha : Why do I not have the surprised feeling?

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Dug : Oh please, oh please, oh please be my prisoner!
Russell : Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
Dug : That man there says I should take the bird
Kevin : [ squacks at Dug ]
Dug : ...and I love that man there like he is my master.
Carl Fredricksen : I am not your master!
Dug : I am warning you once again, bird!
Russell : Hey! Quit it!
Dug : I am jumping on you now bird!
Carl Fredricksen : Russell, at this rate we'll never get to the falls!
Dug : Here, bird!

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Carl Fredricksen : [ after his house hits a cliff and shatters a window ] I am nobody's master, got it? I don't want you here [ points his cane at Dug ]
Carl Fredricksen : and I don't want you here! [ points it at Kevin ]
Carl Fredricksen : I'm stuck with you [ addressing Russell ]
Carl Fredricksen : , but if you two don't clear out of here by the time I count to three...
Dug : Oh! A Ball! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! A Ball! [ whines ]
Carl Fredricksen : Ball? [ chuckles ]
Carl Fredricksen : You want it, boy?
Dug : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Carl Fredricksen : Huh? Huh?
Dug : Yes, I do! I so ever do want the ball!
Carl Fredricksen : Go get it! [ throws the ball ]
Dug : Oh, boy! Oh, boy! I will go get it and then bring it back! [ runs off ]

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Young Ellie : [ Ellie opens her Adventure Book to reveal to Carl a "Life" magazine with Charles Muntz on the cover ] You know him. [ Carl gasps ]
Young Ellie : Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going, [ pulls away the magazine to reveal a map of... ]
Young Ellie : South America. It's like America, but south.

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Carl Fredricksen : [ to Russell ] Now, we're gonna walk to the falls quickly and quietly with no rap music or flashdancing.
Russell : Uh-huh.
Carl Fredricksen : We have three days, at best, before the helium leaks out of those balloons. And if we're not at the falls when that happens...
Russell : [ behind Carl, obviously distracted, looking down ] Sand.
Carl Fredricksen : ...we're not getting to the falls.
Russell : I found sand!
Carl Fredricksen : [ looks up at his house, through a window, to where a picture of old Ellie hangs on the wall ] Don't you worry, Ellie. We'll get our house over there.

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Carl Fredricksen : [ to Kevin ] Get off my roof!
Dug : Yeah! Get off of his... [ Dug barks ]

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Carl Fredricksen : [ George and A.J. walk up to Carl's door and A.J. knocks on it. Carl opens the door ] Morning, Gentlemen.
Nurse George : Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen. You ready to go?
Carl Fredricksen : [ chuckles ] Ready as I'll ever be. Would you do me a favor and take this? [ hands A.J. a suitcase ]
Carl Fredricksen : I'll meet you at the van in just a minute. I, uh, wanna say one last goodbye to the old place.
Nurse George : Sure. Take all the time you need, sir. [ Carl slams his door shut ]
Nurse AJ : That's typical. He's probably going to the bathroom for the 80th time. [ they start walking to their van ]
Nurse George : [ sees the mess of helium canisters on Carl's lawn and scoffs ] You think he'd take better care of his house. [ a large shadow begins to loom up behind them. Many balloons emerge from beneath a tarp and lift Carl's house off of the ground ]
Nurse George, Nurse AJ : [ both scream ]
Carl Fredricksen : [ Carl's house hits their van. Its alarm goes off ] Ah, ha ha ha! So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard from Paradise Falls!

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Charles Muntz : [ Muntz notices that Russell is hanging by Carl's garden hose high in the air. He speaks into his intercom ] Gray leader? Take down the house.
Russell : [ still hanging on the hose ] Aaaah! [ he sees three planes drop out of the blimp ]
Russell : Oh? [ the planes swoop in. Three dogs are piloting them ]
Beta : Gray Leader, checking in.
Gamma : Gray Two, checking in.
Omega : Gray Three, checking in.
Beta : [ they approach Carl's house ] Target sighted. [ he chomps down on a squeaky bone. The plane fires projectiles ]

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Police Officer Edith : [ after Carl gets back from the courtroom, at night ] Sorry, Mr. Fredricksen. You don't seem like a public menace to me. Take this. [ she hands him a Shady Oaks Retirement Village brochure ]
Police Officer Edith : The guys from Shady Oaks will be by to pick you up in the morning, okay?

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Newsreel Announcer : [ after the National Explorer's Society accuses Muntz of fabricating the "Monster of Paradise Falls" skeleton ] The organization strips Muntz of his membership. [ a patch is ripped off Muntz's jacket ]
Newsreel Announcer : Humiliated, Muntz vows a return to Paradise Falls and promises to capture the beast alive!
Charles Muntz : [ speaking to a large audience outside in the newsreel ] I promise to capture the beast alive, and I will not come back until I do!

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Construction Worker Steve : [ directing a large construction vehicle backing up ] Okay, keep her coming. Keep coming. And stop. Stop. Stop! [ it starts to run over Carl's mailbox ]
Carl Fredricksen : [ watching from his doorway ] Why... Hey! Hey you! [ Steve sees him and runs to the mailbox ]
Carl Fredricksen : What do you... What do you think you're doing? [ he shuffles quickly to his mailbox ]
Construction Worker Steve : I am so sorry, sir. [ he attempts to fix Carl's mailbox ]
Carl Fredricksen : Don't touch that!
Construction Worker Steve : [ they fight for control of the mailbox ] No, no, no. Let me take care of that for you.
Carl Fredricksen : Get away from our mailbox!
Construction Worker Steve : Hey. Sir, I...
Carl Fredricksen : I don't want you to touch it! [ he clubs Steve on the head with his cane. Blood is drawn. Carl retreats into his house, ashamed ]

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[ first lines ]
Newsreel Announcer : Movietown News presents, "Spotlight on Adventure." What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America. Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit? Why, our subject today, Charles Muntz!

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Russell : I've never been in a floating house before. [ Russell sees a picture of Ellie and laughs ]
Russell : Goggles. Look at this stuff. Wow! You're going on a trip? [ Russell picks up a picture of Paradise Falls and reads from it ]
Russell : "Paradise Falls, a land lost in time." You're going to South America, Mr. Fredricksen? [ Carl grabs the picture from Russell ]
Carl Fredricksen : Don't touch that! You'll soil it.
Russell : You know, most people take a plane, but you're smart because you'll have all your TV and clocks and stuff.

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Russell : Whoa, that's s gonna be like a billion transfers to get back to my house...

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Russell : Oh! Mr. Fredricksen! If we happen to get separated, use the wilderness explorer call: "CA - CA! RAWRRR!"

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Russell : Hey look, buildings! That building's so close, I can almost touch it!
Russell : [ In Carl's thought ] Wow! This is great! You should try this, Mr. Fredricksen! Look, there's a bus stop that could take me home two blocks away! Heyy, I can see your house from here!
Carl Fredricksen : [ pulling on rope ] Don't jerk around so much, kid - [ let's go, shocked ]
Russell : AHH! [ fades away ]
Carl Fredricksen : [ back in reality ] Well, that's not gonna work.

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Russell : [ Carl and Russell find Dug in a South American desert; Russel pets him ] Hey, I like dogs!
Carl Fredricksen : [ calling out ] We have your dog!
Russell : [ Dug walks around Russell ] Whoa.
Carl Fredricksen : I wonder who he belongs to?
Russell : Sit boy. [ Dug sits ]
Russell : Hey look, he's trained! Shake. [ Dug shakes his paw ]
Russell : Uh-huh. Speak.
Dug : Hi there.
Carl Fredricksen, Russell : [ surprised exclamations ]
Carl Fredricksen : Did that dog just say "Hi there"?
Dug : Oh yes.
Carl Fredricksen : Whaa!
Dug : My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you. [ he jumps up on Carl ]
Carl Fredricksen : Wha...
Dug : My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel! [ looks to distance for a few seconds ]
Dug : My master is good and smart.
Carl Fredricksen : It's not possible!
Dug : Oh it is because my master is smart!
Russell : Cool! What do these do, boy? [ Russell starts to fiddle with a dial on Dug's collar ]
Dug : [ cycling through languages and different voices ] Hey would you - cuerdo con tigo - I use that collar - watashi wa hanashi ma - to talk with. I would be happy if you stop.
Carl Fredricksen : Russel, don't touch that. It could be... radioactive or something.
Dug : I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that? [ Dug is suddenly attacked by Kevin, who shrieks in Dug

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Alpha : [ In squeaky voice ] Master, dinner is ready.
Charles Muntz : Oh, yes, broken collar? It's that loose wire again. [ Charles fixes the collar ]
Charles Muntz : There you go, big fella.
Alpha : [ In deep, intimidating voice ] Thank you, master.
Russell : [ Nervously ] I liked his other voice better.

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Carl Fredricksen : I can't tell where we are.
Russell : Oh, we're in South America, all right. It was a cinch with my Wilderness Explorer GPS.
Carl Fredricksen : GP what?
Russell : My dad gave it to me; it shows exactly where we are on the planet! [ runs to window making beeping sounds ]
Russell : With this baby, we'll never be lost! [ gestures and accidentally throws the unit out the window ]
Russell : Oops.

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Alpha : [ Contacting Dug on a transmitter ] This is Alpha to Dug. Come in, Dug.
Dug : Your voice sounds funny.

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Dug : I can smell you!

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Russell : The wilderness must be explored! CA-CA! RAAWWRR!

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Carl Fredricksen : [ after throwing both a ball and chocolate into the jungle to get rid of Dug and Kevin, Carl runs with his house for a considerable distance ] There. We should've gone enough. We should be rid of them now. [ looks to his left and sees Dug ]
Dug : [ with the ball in his mouth ] Hi, Master. [ Carl turns to his right and Kevin squawks in his ear ]

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