Unicorn City Quotes

Voss: We're going to do this like men and beat the hell out of each other!

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Shadowhawk: We have swine on the pit! Albiet turkey swine, but swine none the less!

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Officer Cooley: This ain't 'No Trespassing' for no reason! This is a Superfund site! The ground here is poison!
Officer Hamwater: You'll probably all have two-headed babies! Ooh!

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Officer Cooley: [to Shadowhawk, in a disgusted voice after seeing Marsha struggling to get out of his trailer]You dirty old man!

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Clancy: You know, one of these days someone's gonna come along who's gonna sweep her off her feet... and then you'll realize what you had.

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Marsha: [repulsed]You said you were 26!
Shadowhawk: Do you know how difficult it was for me to not be able to reach out and touch you and...
Marsha: [cutting him off while trying to climb out of the trailer]Ewww, that's gross! [Shadowhawk is old enough to be her father]

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Shadowhawk: How many fingers am I holding up? [Holds up two fingers]
Marsha: Two.
Shadowhawk: [Puts down hand]See? I was holding up one.

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Officer Cooley: It's like a geek breeding ground!

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Officer Cooley: [Officer Hamwater is sitting in the passenger seat of the cop car, making weird humming noises]So, when are you going to retire...?

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Voss: I did not deserve to be your leader... I deceived you, I used you to get a job... for that, I'm sorry.

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Judge: What in the HELL were you doing out there?
Voss: Nothing, Sir!
Judge: Creating a utopia for gamers... that right? [the Unicorn City nerds exchange nervous glances]
Judge: I'll bet you could have a lot of fun in a place like that. I bet you could get a lot of families to show up... maybe some at-risk youth to help set thing up?... I'm giving you all 800 hours of community service, to build your 'Unicorn City' as a municipal park. And it'd BETTER be good. [the judge beckons the nerds closer to the stand, whispering: ]
Judge: I'll drop it to 700 hours if I can be King.
Voss: [whispering back]Yes, your majesty.

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