Undercover Blues Quotes
Jeff Blue: I never get to be the bad cop.
Jane Blue: That's because you could never keep a straight face.
Jane Blue: That's because you could never keep a straight face.
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Jeff Blue: [answering phone] Y-ello.
Muerte: This is Blue?
Jeff Blue: Speaking...
Muerte: Do you remember me?
Jeff Blue: Well, you have a really sexy voice. But hey, I'm a happily married man.
Muerte: Well, you'll be a dead man soon.
Jeff Blue: [laughing] Who is this again?
Muerte: This is Muerte.
Jeff Blue: Morty!
Muerte: No! No Morty! MUERTE! "DEATH"!
Jeff Blue: Yeah right, death...
Muerte: That's right. I'm gonna come for you man. I'm gonna come for you, and I'm gonna kill you, okay and...
Jeff Blue: Hey hey hey Morty, Morty, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line here?
Muerte: The bottom line? The bottom line is you're gonna die man... Ugly, okay?
Jeff Blue: Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, alright? [hangs up on him]
Muerte: This is Blue?
Jeff Blue: Speaking...
Muerte: Do you remember me?
Jeff Blue: Well, you have a really sexy voice. But hey, I'm a happily married man.
Muerte: Well, you'll be a dead man soon.
Jeff Blue: [laughing] Who is this again?
Muerte: This is Muerte.
Jeff Blue: Morty!
Muerte: No! No Morty! MUERTE! "DEATH"!
Jeff Blue: Yeah right, death...
Muerte: That's right. I'm gonna come for you man. I'm gonna come for you, and I'm gonna kill you, okay and...
Jeff Blue: Hey hey hey Morty, Morty, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line here?
Muerte: The bottom line? The bottom line is you're gonna die man... Ugly, okay?
Jeff Blue: Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, alright? [hangs up on him]
Movie: Undercover Blues
Jeff Blue: You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.
Movie: Undercover Blues
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: There was an attempted mugging half a block from here tonight.
Jeff Blue: Really?
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: The victim got away.
Jeff Blue: Oh, good.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You don't know nothing about that?
Jeff Blue: No, I don't think so.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You match the description of the intended victim: a man with a baby stroller.
Det. Sgt. Halsey: And we got us a bag lady that says she saw the man enter this hotel.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: And the desk clerk says that man was you.
Jeff Blue: Well, that certainly narrows it down, doesn't it?
Jeff Blue: Really?
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: The victim got away.
Jeff Blue: Oh, good.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You don't know nothing about that?
Jeff Blue: No, I don't think so.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You match the description of the intended victim: a man with a baby stroller.
Det. Sgt. Halsey: And we got us a bag lady that says she saw the man enter this hotel.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: And the desk clerk says that man was you.
Jeff Blue: Well, that certainly narrows it down, doesn't it?
Movie: Undercover Blues
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?
Jeff Blue: It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
Jane Blue: Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.
Jeff Blue: It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
Jane Blue: Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.
Movie: Undercover Blues