Demolition Man Quotes

Dr. Cocteau: John Spartan, this display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time!
John Spartan: Yeah. But it worked. [Shoots out the monitors with Cocteau's face on them]
John Spartan: When a man like Pheonix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live.

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John Spartan: You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.

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Lenina Huxley: He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass.
John Spartan: That's *met* his match and kicked... *kicked* his ass...

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Simon Phoenix: All right, gentlemen, let's review. The year is 2031 - that's two-oh-three-one - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies. All we have to do to run the whole show, is to kill a man named Raymond. But, there's a special added bonus. We get to kill the man that put most of us on ice in the first place.
CryoCon: You mean, we get to kill John Spartan?
Simon Phoenix: That's right! [the CryoCons laugh and cheer]
Simon Phoenix: I want you to rob, I want you to pillage, I want you to steal! I want you to do all the wonderful things that we used to do before all of this happened! This world will be ours! Are you with me?
Cryocons: YEAH!
Simon Phoenix: ARE YOU WITH ME?
Cryocons: YEAH!
Simon Phoenix: LET'S DO IT! [they clink beer bottles]

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[after futuristic, contact-free sex]
John Spartan: Look, Huxley, why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Lenina Huxley: [stands up, shocked] Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... *fluid transfer*?

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[Huge Explosion, John Spartan steps from the wreckage]
Simon Phoenix: I'll be god damned! Like a New York cockroach!

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