Trojan War Quotes

Leah: I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.

Movie: Trojan War
[Brad's buying condoms]
Checkout lady: $4.75.
Brad: Oh, you know what, I'm a little short. [Checkout lady looks toward his groin]
Brad: No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things [indicating condoms]
Brad: , these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
Checkout Lady: $4.75
Brad: Damn it!

Movie: Trojan War