Tough Guys Quote

[Harry and Archie have crashed a train into Mexico. The federales show up]
Federale Captain: Buenos dias señores. Put up your hands. I'm afraid you're under arrest. [the federales aim their guns at Harry and Archie]
Harry Doyle: Eh, now wait a minute, wait a minute. This ain't fair!
Federale Captain: No?
Archie Long: Señor, there's twelve of you and... just two of us.
Federale Captain: Si?
Harry Doyle: A-and you got guns, and we got nothin'.
Federale Captain: But this is how we put you under arrest señor!
Archie Long: Where we come from... [points back to the US]
Archie Long: ...they've got rules about making arrests.
Federale Captain: Rules? [Harry and Archie nods]
Archie Long: Si.
Federale Captain: What kind of rules? [Harry and Archie glances amused at each other with a "here we go again" look]
Archie Long: Well... for one thing... [Kicks the captain in the crotch]

Movie: Tough Guys

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