Tough Guys Quotes

Harry Doyle: I never met so many stupid people in one day.

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Leon B. Little: I'll shoot a hundred of those coppers!
Harry Doyle: There's only fifty of them, Leon.
Leon B. Little: Well... I'll shoot 'em all twice!

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Leon B. Little: Hey, did you see two elderly guys pass through recently?
Gang leader: [scared] Oh, ****! Another one! [scampers off with his goonies]

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Leon B. Little: [hears sirens approaching] Uh-oh! Coppers. [grabs nearby walker and starts to stand up]
Cop: [rushes up and helps Leon] You okay, sir?
Leon B. Little: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. [after cop leaves, mutters]
Leon B. Little: Assholes.

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[Harry and Archie have crashed a train into Mexico. The federales show up]
Federale Captain: Buenos dias señores. Put up your hands. I'm afraid you're under arrest. [the federales aim their guns at Harry and Archie]
Harry Doyle: Eh, now wait a minute, wait a minute. This ain't fair!
Federale Captain: No?
Archie Long: Señor, there's twelve of you and... just two of us.
Federale Captain: Si?
Harry Doyle: A-and you got guns, and we got nothin'.
Federale Captain: But this is how we put you under arrest señor!
Archie Long: Where we come from... [points back to the US]
Archie Long: ...they've got rules about making arrests.
Federale Captain: Rules? [Harry and Archie nods]
Archie Long: Si.
Federale Captain: What kind of rules? [Harry and Archie glances amused at each other with a "here we go again" look]
Archie Long: Well... for one thing... [Kicks the captain in the crotch]

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[in Harry's nightmare, Archie is about to hold the conductor up when suddenly he spins around and turns out to be Yablonski]
Deke Yablonski: Once a thief, always a thief.

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Jimmy Cvetic: You gotta have certain things in MMA. You gotta have heart, balls, and a chin. If you don't have those, don't step into the ring.

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Himself - Referee: The most exciting thing you can have happen to you is to have Muhammad Ali put his fist to your head and know he's doing it out of love.

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Himself - Ringman: Now that's Roman. That is Roman right there. You kick everyone's butt, take the women. That's how they did it in the old days.

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