Top Sailing Quotes

Donny MacLeod: Michael, a lifetime you've spent at sea. Now, you must be picking up quite a number of tips for first-time sailors. You know, the old business of the mal de mer? I'm fairly fortunate, I don't suffer from it, but . . . any tips . . . you know - what you should eat?
Michael Bentine: I do; I do! When I start the season I usually get a terribly queasy tummy - I eat porridge!
Donny MacLeod: Porridge?
Michael Bentine: Yes, porridge, because it tastes the same coming up as it does going down!

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