The Nude Bomb Quotes

Maxwell Smart: A stapler telephone? That's fantastic, Carruthers. Can it also be used as a stapler?
Carruthers: No.
Maxwell Smart: Oh, well, you'd better work on that.

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Maxwell Smart: Sorry about that... Normie.

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Maxwell Smart: Why, I once knew an agent who went into the Pentagon building in Washington, and was lost for three days!
Agent 22: Three days? I can't believe anyone could get that confused.
Maxwell Smart: Well, let me see. I went in on a Tuesday...

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Maxwell Smart: Of course! The old dashboard in the draw trick.

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