Thursday Quotes

Alexis Meyers: What kind of job do you have?
Grey Malcolm: I'm in sales.
Alexis Meyers: Oh. Like for boats?
Grey Malcolm: [confused] No. I sell things.
Alexis Meyers: Oh, okay.
Grey Malcolm: [pauses] What about you?
Alexis Meyers: Huh?
Grey Malcolm: What do you do for a living?
Alexis Meyers: I'm in... sales.
Grey Malcolm: Oh, like me. Go figure.
Alexis Meyers: No, I mean for boats. I work a boat distributing company. I rent and sell sails.
Grey Malcolm: [confused] Oh... well, that's... interesting.

Movie: Thursday
Billy Hill: God da-amn! You see the way that bitch's head exploded? Shit. Ordinarily, it'd be a damn shame to shoot a piece of ass like that. Ya know what I mean? But in her case, I'll make an exception. I always hated that bitch...
Billy Hill: My name's Billy Hill. Friends call me Hillbilly. You can call me Mr. Hill. I hope I didn't interrupt anything too romantic for you, but that whore can go all day long...

Movie: Thursday
Casey: There's a .45 in the fridge, and you grab a ****ING frying pan!

Movie: Thursday
Weekend Update Anchor: It was reported that a spectacular light show that many stargazers enjoyed last week was created when the spaceshuttle Discovery emptied their urine tanks. Haha! Serves you right for looking into space, nerds!

Movie: Thursday