The Young Ones Quote
Mike: Who are you?
Knight: I'm a Knight, of the Square Table.
Mike: 'Square' Table?
Knight: Well, King Arthur doesn't think I'm cool and hip enough to be at the Round Table, on account of some of my suits of armour still have flares.
Mike: You can't get much squarer than that.
Neil: No shut up, Mike! [To Knight] There's nothing wrong with flares.
Knight: Mm, and I'm not really into war at all. Look, flowers on the end of my Lance!
Neil: Wow!
Knight: And if I ever have to fight a dragon, I try and see it from the dragon's point of view.
Neil: [To audience] Aww, it's beautiful! A Hippie Knight!
Knight: [Knocks out Neil with a Morningstar] Sorry man, but it's my job.
Knight: I'm a Knight, of the Square Table.
Mike: 'Square' Table?
Knight: Well, King Arthur doesn't think I'm cool and hip enough to be at the Round Table, on account of some of my suits of armour still have flares.
Mike: You can't get much squarer than that.
Neil: No shut up, Mike! [To Knight] There's nothing wrong with flares.
Knight: Mm, and I'm not really into war at all. Look, flowers on the end of my Lance!
Neil: Wow!
Knight: And if I ever have to fight a dragon, I try and see it from the dragon's point of view.
Neil: [To audience] Aww, it's beautiful! A Hippie Knight!
Knight: [Knocks out Neil with a Morningstar] Sorry man, but it's my job.
TV Show: The Young Ones
