The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles Quotes

Colonel Waters: [password] Have you seen Mozart? Contact # 2: [counter password] Not in this century.

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Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Mr. Li, what's the Chinese word for mother?
Li: Ma.
Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Hey, ma!
Anna Jones: Oh Henry, you know how much I dislike it when you call me that.
Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: It's Chinese.
Li: No, not quite. I'm afraid you called your gracious mother a horse.

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Indiana Jones: German spies don't concern me so much. All they do is shoot us. Its the Austrian secret police that worries me more.
Prince Sixtus of Bourbon-Parma: And what would they do?
Indiana Jones: Poke our eyes out, strip our flesh, feed us our innerts, for starters.

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Indiana Jones: How are your legs?
Ernest Hemingway: Oh heh... well, apart from 227 holes and a ton of Austrian scrapnell, I'm dandy. At least so the doc says.
Indiana Jones: Well you got your medal.
Ernest Hemingway: Yeah.
Indiana Jones: First American to be wounded in Italy.
Ernest Hemingway: Yeah, I guess that's something

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Indiana Jones: Good afternoon, Mr. Stratemeyer. How's the new Tom Swift?
Edward Stratemeyer: Troublesome. I've got Tom stuck in an Incan tomb surrounded by Rocketrangers and his stungun doesn't work. The villain is flooding the tomb with water and I don't know how to get Tom out.

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Theatre Caretaker: Ah there you are, Professor Jones.
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: That's me.
Theatre Caretaker: You're audience is waiting across the hall in lecture room 103.
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: My audience?
Theatre Caretaker: Yes, the Pennsylvania History Society? This is the American Congress of Neurology.

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