The Wizard Quotes

Cowardly Lion: I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do!
Wicked Witch of the West: You'll believe in more than that before I'm finished with you.

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Coroner: [singing] As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

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Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

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Wizard: Well, just how bad is it, Lion?
Cowardly Lion: You promise you won't laugh?
Wizard: Well, of course I won't laugh.
Cowardly Lion: Okay, here it goes. [he squeaks like a kitten]
Wizard: [chuckling politely] Well, don't worry, Lion. It's like I always say, it's what you say not how you say it that really matters... Did I say that right?

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