The Whole Nine Yards Quotes

Jimmy: I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise.

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Cynthia: Have you vomited recently?
Oz: A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth.
Cynthia: I'll wait.

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Jill St. Claire: I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.

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Jimmy: You know this whole... sneaking into the house thing, to try to kill me? You guys are really good! You really... heh heh heh... bye, Janni! [shoots Janni in the head]

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Oz: All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go. [Cynthia just looks at him]
Oz: All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right?
Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.
Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? [Cynthia just looks at him]
Oz: I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.

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Oz: Uh... it's room service. Before I vomited I ordered scotch.

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