Maybe Baby Quotes

Ewan Proclaimer: "Sick Junkie" is a comedy about a group of normal, ordinary kids - all heroin addicts, of course. Possibly Welsh, maybe Irish, probably Scottish. We see a week in their ordinary, mundane lives. They inject heroin into their eyeballs. They have babies in toilets. They get AIDS. They try and raise veins on their private parts in order to inject more heroin. They kill a social worker. They have anal sex in exchange for heroin, which turns out to be cut with bleach, and kills them. They have abortions. They're raped by gangs of English policemen.
Sam Bell: [interrupting] Excuse me. Um, I just want to make sure I'm following this... This is a comedy we're discussing, is it?
Ewan Proclaimer: It's total comedy. But real comedy about what's actually happening to kids today. Not escapist English crap.

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George: Sam, sperm is like flatulence. It's different when it's your own.

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George: [of Dave the comedian] Is he getting better or have I finally lost the will to resist?

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