The Usual Suspects Quotes
Strausz : Do you guys know who the fuck I am? Do you know who the fuck I am? [ Hockney rips cop's badge off ]
Hockney : We do now, jerk-off.
Hockney : We do now, jerk-off.
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Fenster : You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. *I'm* not a criminal.
Hockney : You *are* a criminal.
Fenster : Now why'd you got to go and do that? (I'm) trying to make a point.
Hockney : You *are* a criminal.
Fenster : Now why'd you got to go and do that? (I'm) trying to make a point.
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[ in interrogation room ]
Interrogation Cop : You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney : Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
Interrogation Cop : You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney : Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
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[ after being punched in the stomach by Keaton ]
Verbal : I'll probably shit blood tonight.
Verbal : I'll probably shit blood tonight.
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Verbal : Can I get some coffee?
Dave Kujan : In a while. Let's talk about the lineup.
Verbal : I'm really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.
Dave Kujan : In a while. Let's talk about the lineup.
Verbal : I'm really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.
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Verbal : The DA gave me immunity.
Dave Kujan : Not from me. You get no immunity from me, you piece of shit. Every criminal I have put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on.
Dave Kujan : Not from me. You get no immunity from me, you piece of shit. Every criminal I have put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on.
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Verbal : I came clean; I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there. It was so full of holes the DA would have told me to blow amnesty up my ass. So you got what you wanted out of me, so big fucking deal.
Dave Kujan : So that's why you never told the DA.
Verbal : You tell me, Agent Kujan, if I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
Dave Kujan : Turn state's evidence; we'll put you on the stand. We'll hear it out.
Verbal : I've got immunity now, what could you possibly offer me?
Dave Kujan : So that's why you never told the DA.
Verbal : You tell me, Agent Kujan, if I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
Dave Kujan : Turn state's evidence; we'll put you on the stand. We'll hear it out.
Verbal : I've got immunity now, what could you possibly offer me?
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Kobayashi : Get your rest, Gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss. Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. and your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus's nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?
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Dave Kujan : A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die...
Jeff Rabin : What?
Dave Kujan : Nothing.
Jeff Rabin : What?
Dave Kujan : Nothing.
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Keaton : This whole thing was a shakedown.
McManus : What makes you say that?
Keaton : How many times you been in a lineup? It's always you and four dummies. PD are paying homeless guys $10 a head half the time. And there's no way they'd line five felons in the same row. No way. And what's a - What's a voice lineup? Public defender could get you out of that one.
McManus : What makes you say that?
Keaton : How many times you been in a lineup? It's always you and four dummies. PD are paying homeless guys $10 a head half the time. And there's no way they'd line five felons in the same row. No way. And what's a - What's a voice lineup? Public defender could get you out of that one.
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Keaton : [ after finding Fenster's body ] It's not payback! It's precaution. You want payback? You wanna run? I don't care! I'm not doing this for Fenster, I'm not doing it for you... I'm doing it for me. I'm gonna finish this thing. This Kobayashi bastard is not gonna stand on me!
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Jack Baer, FBI : They tell me you got the cripple from New York in there. He mention Keyser Soze?
Dave Kujan : Who?
Jack Baer, FBI : Bear with me here...
Dave Kujan : [ Kujan bursts into Rabin's office ] Who's Keyser Soze?
Verbal : Ohhh, fuck!
Dave Kujan : Who?
Jack Baer, FBI : Bear with me here...
Dave Kujan : [ Kujan bursts into Rabin's office ] Who's Keyser Soze?
Verbal : Ohhh, fuck!
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cop : [ police break into McManus's apartment while he sleeps ] Mr. McManus?
McManus : [ waking ] Christ, don't you fucking guys ever sleep?
cop : We have a warrant for your arrest.
McManus : Fuck you, pig!
McManus : [ waking ] Christ, don't you fucking guys ever sleep?
cop : We have a warrant for your arrest.
McManus : Fuck you, pig!
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[ first lines ]
Keyser Soze : How you doing Keaton?
Keaton : I can't feel my legs... Keyser.
Keyser Soze : How you doing Keaton?
Keaton : I can't feel my legs... Keyser.
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Arturro Marquez : He's here! I *know* he's here! That's him, I'm telling you that's him! You hear me? I'm telling you it's *Keyser Soze*!
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Dave Kujan : Man, you're a slob.
Jeff Rabin : Yeah, but it all has a system, Dave. It all makes sense when you look at it right. You gotta, like stand back from it, you know? You want to see a real horror show? See my garage.
Jeff Rabin : Yeah, but it all has a system, Dave. It all makes sense when you look at it right. You gotta, like stand back from it, you know? You want to see a real horror show? See my garage.
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Verbal : It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
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Redfoot the Fence : You guys interested in any more work?
McManus : We're always looking for extra work.
Keaton : We're on vacation.
Redfoot the Fence : Well. That's too bad. I got a ton of work and I don't have any good people. Not like you guys.
McManus : What's the job?
Redfoot the Fence : There's this jeweler out of Texas named Saul. He rents a suite, some downtown hotel. Does free appraisals for people, sometimes he buys, sometimes he doesn't. Anyway, the word is he carries around a lotta cash. So I figure, I keep the merchandise, you keep the green. Simple.
Hockney : What about security?
Redfoot the Fence : Couple of bodyguards. Nothing you couldn't handle.
McManus : Give me time to check it out?
Redfoot the Fence : I expect nothing less from you, man.
McManus : Good to see you. We'll call you.
Redfoot the Fence : Good to see you too.
McManus : All right.
Redfoot the Fence : Enjoy LA. Get yourself laid.
McManus : We're always looking for extra work.
Keaton : We're on vacation.
Redfoot the Fence : Well. That's too bad. I got a ton of work and I don't have any good people. Not like you guys.
McManus : What's the job?
Redfoot the Fence : There's this jeweler out of Texas named Saul. He rents a suite, some downtown hotel. Does free appraisals for people, sometimes he buys, sometimes he doesn't. Anyway, the word is he carries around a lotta cash. So I figure, I keep the merchandise, you keep the green. Simple.
Hockney : What about security?
Redfoot the Fence : Couple of bodyguards. Nothing you couldn't handle.
McManus : Give me time to check it out?
Redfoot the Fence : I expect nothing less from you, man.
McManus : Good to see you. We'll call you.
Redfoot the Fence : Good to see you too.
McManus : All right.
Redfoot the Fence : Enjoy LA. Get yourself laid.
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Keaton : Hey, uh... friend of mine in New York tells me that you know, that you knew Spook Hollis.
Redfoot the Fence : The way I hear it, you did time with old Spook. Good man, wasn't he? I used to run dope for him. Too bad he got shivved.
Keaton : Yeah... I shivved him. Better you hear it from me now than from somebody else later.
Redfoot the Fence : I appreciate that. But just out of curiosity, was it business or personal?
Keaton : A bit of both.
Redfoot the Fence : Well, like I said, you give me a call if you're interested. [ Redfoot and his crew begin to leave. McManus walks over to Keaton ]
McManus : Is there a problem?
Keaton : One job, that was the deal. [ Keaton turns and walks away ]
McManus : One job? [ McManus laughs ]
McManus : One job? That's a good one, Keaton!
Redfoot the Fence : The way I hear it, you did time with old Spook. Good man, wasn't he? I used to run dope for him. Too bad he got shivved.
Keaton : Yeah... I shivved him. Better you hear it from me now than from somebody else later.
Redfoot the Fence : I appreciate that. But just out of curiosity, was it business or personal?
Keaton : A bit of both.
Redfoot the Fence : Well, like I said, you give me a call if you're interested. [ Redfoot and his crew begin to leave. McManus walks over to Keaton ]
McManus : Is there a problem?
Keaton : One job, that was the deal. [ Keaton turns and walks away ]
McManus : One job? [ McManus laughs ]
McManus : One job? That's a good one, Keaton!
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