Mad About You Quotes

Ira: [sniffing] Did you have a steak?
Paul: What are you, part wolf? As a matter of fact I did, this morning.
Ira: For breakfast? Paulie, I'm impressed.
Paul: I'm working my way backwards through the day: for dinner, I'm having cornflakes.

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Jamie Buchman: Would you *please* tell Lisa what guys think, when women give in on the first date?
Paul Buchman: [pauses] Yippie?

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Jamie: Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends?
Paul: They wanted to take us to dinner.
Jamie: The Bastards.

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Paul Buchman: What's the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was.
Jamie Buchman: He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D.

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Uncle Phil: Give your uncle Phil a firm embrace!

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Ursula Buffay: [while explaining her campaign for Employee of the Month] Ursula, Ursula, she's our man! If she's not Employee of the Month, no-one can! I have to go to the bathroom.

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