The Undead Quotes

Buffy: Why do they eat people? That's just really gross.

Movie: The Undead
Gabe: You told him about us?
Zach: Yeah.
Zach: Told him you're athletic.
Gabe: Why?
Zach: Cause you aren't.
J. T: What did you tell him about me?
Zach: I told him that you're a computer geek guy that um your real name is garadiemias caras.
J. T: What?
J. T: Why?
Zach: He's a doctor.
Zach: He won't tell anybody.
J. T: Yeah right.
Gabe: Zach, do you want to do the research for this project with me its due next week.
Zach: Yeah right. School after Friday
J. T: We can hit the arcade.
Zach: No can do guys, it's an up weekend.
J. T: Was it last weekend the up weekend?
Gabe: Which this would to this a down weekend.
Zach: No, this week end is I'm down at mom's
Gabe: So maybe doing the research for this project isn't such a bad idea.
J. T: Up again with mom's?
Zach: One of a kind Snakers tickets, um we're going to sit courtside and I going to play the Lakers right?
Zach: I mean those people will bring free drinks and um hot dogs and stuff.
J. T: Cool.
Gabe: They playing the bulls, Zach.

Movie: The Undead
The Reaper: Who dares to disturb me?
The Reaper: What do you think you're doing?
The Reaper: Come in here.
The Reaper: No one leaves here, until I tell them to go.
The Reaper: Because I really really like company here in the shadow zone.
The Reaper: The shadow zone can exists anywhere.
The Reaper: [Looks at the torch unfired] In your neighborhood.
The Reaper: [Fires it and looks at the other torch on his other side unfired] In your school.
The Reaper: [Fires it] Even in your own bedroom.
The Reaper: This is where your world meets mine.
The Reaper: Where the everyday world meets the things that live in the worst nightmares.
The Reaper: There is only one requirement to enter the shadow zone.
The Reaper: [Holds the staff that has a bulb on top of it] A touch of evil.
The Reaper: [Hand swirls around it] It's all it takes.
The Reaper: As easy as stealing.
The Reaper: As simple as cheating.
The Reaper: As near as a lie. [Looks into the bulb]
The Reaper: Like Zachary here. [Hand swirls around it again and reveal Zach and Gabe and J.T playing basketball outside]
The Reaper: He doesn't understand that lying can get you into trouble.
The Reaper: And into the shadow zone.

Movie: The Undead
Valentine: Because I am the first.
Valentine: Without me, they will not know the pleasures of our world.
Valentine: How'd you get here?
Valentine: Heh.
Valentine: How did I get down here?
Valentine: I was rich.
Valentine: Once.
Valentine: These tunnels, this - uh car - I owned it all.
Zach: The subway?
Zach: Get out of here.
Valentine: Get out of where?
Valentine: Oh that - yes.
Valentine: I - err...
Valentine: [Smiles then stops] No.
Valentine: I - err - built all this.
Valentine: Was 1905.
Valentine: I lived on fifth avenue.
Valentine: In a lough town house.

Movie: The Undead
[in loud, incredibly angry sounding voice]
Quintus: STAY!

Movie: The Undead