The Truth About Cats and Dogs Quotes

Abby: I have to tell you something.
Brian: What?
Abby: The other night on the phone...I'm pregnant.
Brian: Oh darling...are you sure it was me?
Abby: I don't know. I made a lot of phone calls that night.

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Abby: Did you call me?
Roy: What?
Abby: I heard dumb *****. I assumed you were talking to me.
Roy: I was talking to her.
Abby: Your name is dumb ***** TOO? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb *****es here in LA.

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Dr. Abby Barnes: [to a radio caller: ] Dogs don't like to be left alone. It's not like, when you leave, he goes, Great, time to finish writing my novel! No, when their humans leave, dogs get depressed, and they show it.

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Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair?
Dr. Abby Barnes: I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous.

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Noelle: Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts!

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Noelle: You mean you want me to shove my finger up that turtle's ass?

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