Johns Quotes

Beth: It's not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!

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Bob Vosse: Almost no one in the business knew John Holmes or anything about his personal life about where he was born, lived, his family, his wife, or anything. John had almost no social life and very few friends. He didn't want you to be his friend. I tried to be John's friend, but I can't say that I was ever his friend. He didn't want friends. I shot much more than half of the films John made in his life. John never trusted me, but he never trusted anyone. Believe it or not, I never had John's home phone number. In all those years, in the nearly 20 years that I knew him, I never had a phone number to reach him at, and he never told me or anyone his phone number or his home address. If I wanted to contact John, I would have to phone this answering service in Santa Monica, leave a message, and wait for him to call me back. And this was true with everybody. Even at the height of his career, directing the Swedish Erotica films, I never had his address or phone number. Despite working with him all those years, and all the money we paid him, we never had a phone number for him.

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Coach Williams: Jennifer, Allison, Molly, Sarah, Denise, and Kimmy? This side? Beautiful Girl #1: My name is Lucretia.

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Denise: They are releasing him, now you need to do something! DO YOU HEAR ME! DO SOMETHING!

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John Malkovich: The weird thing is, this Maxine likes to call me Lotte.
Charlie: Ouch. That is hot. Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover. Sounds like my kind of gal. Let me know when you're done with her, yeah?
John Malkovich: What are you talking about, Done with her, man? Tonight really freaked me out!

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