The Toaster Quotes

Toaster: Hang on tight, Blanky!
Blanky: I am!
The Radio: Don't let the tremendous height scare you.

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Kirby: Oh, come off it! Be serious.
Toaster: I *am* serious!
Kirby: You're insane!
The Radio: Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.
Toaster: What?
The Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound.
Kirby: You're *all* insane!

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Kirby: What do you mean what are we going to do today? The same thing we've done for the last 2000 days! Chores!
Blanky: Chores?
Toaster: It'll be fun.
The Radio: Fun? I'm up for some fun. Listen to this, a broadcast from Wrigley Field. It's the bottom of the ninth... [Lampy shuts Radio off]
Lampy: I don't see how doing chores is supposed to be fun.
Kirby: It's not supposed to be fun. It's work.
Blanky: I don't want to work without the master.
Toaster: Well, if you don't want to work, why don't we play a game?
The Radio: A game? What sort of a game?
Lampy: What are the rules?
Toaster: There's only one rule... no one stops until the house is clean.
Kirby, Blanky, The Radio, Lampy: Boo!

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Military Toaster: We're ready to pop. The Supreme Commander will be very pleased.

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The Medicine Man: So Jangelheim sent forth a cursed toaster, which he fashioned in the fires of Mount Canada.

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