The Three Musketeers Quotes
Minnie: Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...
Daisy: Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.
Minnie: Well, what'd you mean?
Daisy: Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...
[imitating Donald, both laughing]
Daisy: Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.
Minnie: Well, what'd you mean?
Daisy: Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...
[imitating Donald, both laughing]
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Pete: I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.
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Pete: I didn't say drop a safe on her, you dolt! I said keep her safe!
The Beagle Boys: Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.
The Beagle Boys: Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.
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Porthos: [to Athos, who is about to duel D'Artagnan] Are you fighting this, er, fellow? But I'm meeting him meself.
D'Artagnan: But not till one o'clock, sir.
Aramis: Oh, no no no. I'm to fight him this afternoon.
D'Artagnan: At two o'clock, sir.
Athos: How long have you been in Paris?
D'Artagnan: Since eight o'clock this morning.
Athos: You waste little time, sir.
D'Artagnan: My father recommended that I fight duels.
Athos: [Laughs] Well! Let us hope you can do him some credit, hm?
D'Artagnan: But not till one o'clock, sir.
Aramis: Oh, no no no. I'm to fight him this afternoon.
D'Artagnan: At two o'clock, sir.
Athos: How long have you been in Paris?
D'Artagnan: Since eight o'clock this morning.
Athos: You waste little time, sir.
D'Artagnan: My father recommended that I fight duels.
Athos: [Laughs] Well! Let us hope you can do him some credit, hm?
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Porthos: [disguised as an executioner at D'Artagnon's execution] This axe was given to me by the Czarina of Tokyo.
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Porthos: Ah ha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber.
Aramis: And what have we here? Is he a man of God or a man of gold?
Aramis: And what have we here? Is he a man of God or a man of gold?
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Porthos: He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword...
D'Artagnan: The mighty who?
Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.
D'Artagnan: The world's biggest windbag?
Porthos: Little pimple... meet me behind the Luxembourg at 1 o'clock and bring a long wooden box.
D'Artagnan: Bring your own...
Porthos: [laughs]
D'Artagnan: The mighty who?
Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.
D'Artagnan: The world's biggest windbag?
Porthos: Little pimple... meet me behind the Luxembourg at 1 o'clock and bring a long wooden box.
D'Artagnan: Bring your own...
Porthos: [laughs]
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Richelieu: It takes a good man to prevent a catastrophe, Milady, and a great man to make use of one.
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Richelieu: It takes a good man to prevent a catastrophe, Milady, and a great man to make use of one. You and I, my dear, are rare new creatures in this ancient world of impulsive men. We have intellect. We think. And when we think, our impulsive enemies are helpless.
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Richelieu: It takes a good man to prevent a catastrophe, Milady, and a great man to make use of one.
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Rochefort: [commenting on D'Artagnan's horse] Decidedly it is someone riding a buttercup. Unless it is a cheese with legs.
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Rochefort: By joint edict of His Majesty King Louis XIII and His Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you are instructed to return to your homes.
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Rochefort: By joint edict of His Majesty King Louis XIII and His Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you are instructed to return to your homes.
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Sea Captain: This pass is for one person.
D'Artagnan: I am only one person. He is a servant.
D'Artagnan: I am only one person. He is a servant.
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Sea Captain: This pass is for one person.
D'Artagnan: I am only one person. He is a servant.
D'Artagnan: I am only one person. He is a servant.
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The Troubadour: [sung to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony] This is the end! / This is the end! / That Donald Duck has left for Mickey Mouse to drown.
Chorus: He let him drown!
The Troubadour: And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down.
Chorus: He let him down!
The Troubadour: We all berate him / Because we hate him / He's a traitor, vacillator / He's a lousy second rater / Mangy mallard!
Chorus: He's a coward!
The Troubadour: Donald's destiny has soured / It's the end!
Donald Duck: [Quacks angrily and smashes the troubadour's lute] I'll show you, you doggone tortoise!
The Troubadour: That way, Tiger.
Chorus: He let him drown!
The Troubadour: And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down.
Chorus: He let him down!
The Troubadour: We all berate him / Because we hate him / He's a traitor, vacillator / He's a lousy second rater / Mangy mallard!
Chorus: He's a coward!
The Troubadour: Donald's destiny has soured / It's the end!
Donald Duck: [Quacks angrily and smashes the troubadour's lute] I'll show you, you doggone tortoise!
The Troubadour: That way, Tiger.
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Treville: [Bonancieux has been arrested] We will hold you in the Bastille until the Cardinal decides what will become of you.
M. Bonancieux: And afterwards?
Treville: [Ruefully shakes his head] In the Bastille there is no afterwards.
Planchet: Who is the man who accuses you?
M. Bonancieux: [Pointing at Rochefort] Him! That is the man!
Rochefort: Take him away.
M. Bonancieux: That's not the man! It was another man entirely!
Treville: [to Bonancieux] Come along, then.
M. Bonancieux: And afterwards?
Treville: [Ruefully shakes his head] In the Bastille there is no afterwards.
Planchet: Who is the man who accuses you?
M. Bonancieux: [Pointing at Rochefort] Him! That is the man!
Rochefort: Take him away.
M. Bonancieux: That's not the man! It was another man entirely!
Treville: [to Bonancieux] Come along, then.
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Clarabelle: [to Goofy, singing] You will not change my mind one smidge, I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge!
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D'Artagnan: WAIT!
Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!
Cardinal Richelieu: Then tell me what I want to know, and maybe you will keep it a while longer!
D'Artagnan: I don't know where they are.
Cardinal Richelieu: And if you did?
D'Artagnan: I wouldn't tell you...
Cardinal Richelieu: I admire your courage, D'Artagnan. You might have made a great musketeer. But now we'll never know - will we?
Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!
Cardinal Richelieu: Then tell me what I want to know, and maybe you will keep it a while longer!
D'Artagnan: I don't know where they are.
Cardinal Richelieu: And if you did?
D'Artagnan: I wouldn't tell you...
Cardinal Richelieu: I admire your courage, D'Artagnan. You might have made a great musketeer. But now we'll never know - will we?
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D'Artagnan: Is this Musketeer headquarters?
Athos: No, this was Musketeer headquarters.
D'Artagnan: Oh, you mean it's been moved.
Athos: No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded. They no longer exist. Feel free to poke around for souvenirs if you wish.
D'Artagnan: But I just got here. How am I supposed to become a Musketeer if they've been disbanded?
Athos: I'd say you've got quite a problem.
D'Artagnan: [Grabbing Athos' arm] You're not being very helpful.
Athos: You need a lesson in manners, boy.
D'Artagnan: Anytime.
Athos: Why don't you meet me outside the city by the ruins, let's say noon?
D'Artagnan: I'll be there.
Athos: No, this was Musketeer headquarters.
D'Artagnan: Oh, you mean it's been moved.
Athos: No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded. They no longer exist. Feel free to poke around for souvenirs if you wish.
D'Artagnan: But I just got here. How am I supposed to become a Musketeer if they've been disbanded?
Athos: I'd say you've got quite a problem.
D'Artagnan: [Grabbing Athos' arm] You're not being very helpful.
Athos: You need a lesson in manners, boy.
D'Artagnan: Anytime.
Athos: Why don't you meet me outside the city by the ruins, let's say noon?
D'Artagnan: I'll be there.
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D'Artagnan: Well, if I am to be killed; at least it will be by a Musketeer.
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D'Artagnan: Is this Musketeer headquarters?
Athos: No, this was Musketeer headquarters.
D'Artagnan: Oh, you mean it's been moved.
Athos: No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded, they no longer exist. Feel free to poke around for souvenirs if you wish.
D'Artagnan: But I just got here. How am I supposed to become a Musketeer if they've been disbanded?
Athos: I'd say you've got quite a problem.
D'Artagnan: [Grabbing Athos' arm] You're not being very helpful.
Athos: You need a lesson in manners, boy.
D'Artagnan: Anytime.
Athos: Why don't you meet me outside the city by the ruins, let's say noon?
Athos: No, this was Musketeer headquarters.
D'Artagnan: Oh, you mean it's been moved.
Athos: No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded, they no longer exist. Feel free to poke around for souvenirs if you wish.
D'Artagnan: But I just got here. How am I supposed to become a Musketeer if they've been disbanded?
Athos: I'd say you've got quite a problem.
D'Artagnan: [Grabbing Athos' arm] You're not being very helpful.
Athos: You need a lesson in manners, boy.
D'Artagnan: Anytime.
Athos: Why don't you meet me outside the city by the ruins, let's say noon?
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D'Artagnan: Well, if I am to die on my first day in Paris; at least it will be at the hands of a Musketeer.
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Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?
Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!
[Pluto's tail falls out]
Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you'd said.
Donald Duck: No!
Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!
Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse: [copies Donald's line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?
[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]
Donald Duck: Huh? What?
Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
Donald Duck: Exactly.
Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers.
Donald Duck: It was all a lie.
Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
Donald Duck: You said it!
[Rips uniform off]
Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
Donald Duck: [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage Donald.
[Donald looks at him sadly]
Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!
[Pluto's tail falls out]
Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you'd said.
Donald Duck: No!
Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!
Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse: [copies Donald's line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?
[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]
Donald Duck: Huh? What?
Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
Donald Duck: Exactly.
Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers.
Donald Duck: It was all a lie.
Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
Donald Duck: You said it!
[Rips uniform off]
Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
Donald Duck: [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage Donald.
[Donald looks at him sadly]
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Mickey Mouse: This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression. [Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands]
Mickey Mouse: Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.
Donald Duck: Bad guys?
Mickey Mouse: [seriously] So, stay alert!
Donald Duck: [to Goofy] You heard him! Stay alert!
Goofy: Aye-aye sir! [looks around, sees something strange with an ax]
Goofy: Bad guy! No! Whoa!
Mickey Mouse: Goofy! [Goofy attacks himself]
Goofy: Gwarsh! He pulled an ax on me. [Shows an ax]
Mickey Mouse: Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.
Donald Duck: Bad guys?
Mickey Mouse: [seriously] So, stay alert!
Donald Duck: [to Goofy] You heard him! Stay alert!
Goofy: Aye-aye sir! [looks around, sees something strange with an ax]
Goofy: Bad guy! No! Whoa!
Mickey Mouse: Goofy! [Goofy attacks himself]
Goofy: Gwarsh! He pulled an ax on me. [Shows an ax]
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Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?
Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!
[Pluto's tail falls out]
Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you'd said.
Donald Duck: No!
Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!
Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse: [copies Donald's line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?
[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]
Donald Duck: Huh? What?
Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
Donald Duck: Exactly.
Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers.
Donald Duck: It was all a lie.
Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
Donald Duck: You said it!
[Rips uniform off]
Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
Donald Duck: [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, toni
Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!
[Pluto's tail falls out]
Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you'd said.
Donald Duck: No!
Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!
Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse: [copies Donald's line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?
[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]
Donald Duck: Huh? What?
Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
Donald Duck: Exactly.
Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers.
Donald Duck: It was all a lie.
Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
Donald Duck: You said it!
[Rips uniform off]
Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
Donald Duck: [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, toni
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Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
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Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
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Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
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