The Three Musketeers Quotes

D'Artagnan: Your Grace's pardon, I had forgotten: England is an island. How do I get off?

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Donald Duck: Musketeers need guys like me that are brave.

Mickey Mouse: [not understanding Donald] Yeah and guys that are brave, too.

Donald Duck: That's what I said. Brave.

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Girard: [with D'Artagnan's sword at his throat] My brothers will avenge me...
[D'Artagnan looks up to see Gerard's three brothers arriving on horseback]

D'Artagnan: Already?
[turns and runs]

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King Louis: This world is an uncertain realm, filled with danger. Honor underminded by the pursuit of power, freedom sacrificed when the weak are oppressed by the strong. But there are those who oppose these powerful forces, who dedicate their lives to truth, honor, and freedom. These men are known as Musketeers. Rise, D'Artagnan, and join them.

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King Louis: This world is an uncertain realm, filled with danger. Honor underminded by the pursuit of power, freedom sacrificed when the weak are oppressed by the strong. But there are those who oppose these powerful forces, who dedicate their lives to truth, honor, and freedom. These men are known as Musketeers. Rise, D'Artagnan, and join them.

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King Louis: You look beautiful.

Queen Anne: Thank you.

King Louis: Is something wrong?

Queen Anne: Cardinal Richelieu.

King Louis: Yes?

Queen Anne: He is an evil man.

King Louis: Do not believe every rumour you hear. He is powerful.

Queen Anne: I ride through the countryside every day, I've seen the uses of his power.

King Louis: Power sometimes frightens.

Queen Anne: Here in the Palace I have seen it too.

King Louis: I know.

Queen Anne: What shall we do?

King Louis: I don't know, but we will do it together.

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King Louis: Your Eminence, I have heard some troubling rumors about you.

Cardinal Richelieu: There are so many to choose from.

King Louis: Betrayal.

Cardinal Richelieu: Ah, yes. That is usually the first. Let me see if I remember it correctly. While the English attack from without, the wicked Cardinal undermines from within, forging a secret alliance with Buckingham and placing himself on the throne. But really, Your Majesty, why stop there. I have heard much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods, seduce the queen in her own chamber, teach pigs to dance and horses to fly, and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?

King Louis: It does seem rather farfetched.

Cardinal Richelieu: Sire, if there are any doubts about my loyalty, they will be laid to rest when we appear together to celebrate your birthday.

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King Louis: You've failed.

Cardinal Richelieu: Oh, you're so naive. Things couldn't be more perfect if I planned them myself. The King of France dies at the hands of his own personal guard. Grief stricken, terrified, the hudled masses turn for comfort to their devout spiritual leader who, ever so humbly, assumes the throne. With the Queen by his side.

Queen Anne: I would rather die!

Cardinal Richelieu: That can be arranged!

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Lady de Winter: But, your grace, how can you trust me with such a confidence? What if I refuse to go to England?

Richelieu: Can there be anybody more trustworthy, Milady, than an ambitious woman of fashion... with a history?

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Mickey Mouse: All for one...

Goofy: And two for tea!

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Mickey Mouse: All for one...

Goofy: And two for tea!

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Mickey Mouse: En garde!

The Beagle Boys: En garde? French words make me mad!

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Mickey Mouse: This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression.
[Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands]

Mickey Mouse: Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.

Donald Duck: Bad guys?

Mickey Mouse: [seriously] So, stay alert!

Donald Duck: [to Goofy] You heard him! Stay alert!

Goofy: Aye-aye sir!
[looks around, sees something strange with an ax]

Goofy: Bad guy! No! Whoa!

Mickey Mouse: Goofy!
[Goofy attacks himself]

Goofy: Gwarsh! He pulled an ax on me.
[Shows an ax]

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Minnie: Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers.
[Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]

Minnie: And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.

Daisy: You're majesty.
[pops on Mickey's body]

Daisy: It's time to cut the cheese.
[Record needle scratches]

Minnie: What? What?

Daisy: Here we are. Roquefort anyone?
[Knife shines]

Goofy: Knife!

Donald Duck: Bad guy!

Mickey Mouse: Grab her!

Daisy: Oh no.
[Mickey, Donald and Goofy accidently attacked on her]

Daisy: [during the attack] Ahh! Help! Ahh!

Minnie: Oh! Unhand her! Release her! Stop it!
[the fighting stops]

Minnie: Drop her!
[Mickey, Donald and Goofy dropped Daisy]

Minnie: She is my lady in waiting!

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Musketeers: Evil doers cower in fear / When they see the Musketeers / Saving Minnie is our duty / Mess with her, we'll kick your - Huh!

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Pete: [quoting the _Mickey Mouse Club_ theme as he throws Mickey into a cage] Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be!

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Pete: I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.

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Pete: I didn't say drop a safe on her, you dolt! I said keep her safe!

The Beagle Boys: Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.

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Pete: It's all over, Mickey, and you're all alone. And now with you out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie.
[Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete]

Mickey Mouse: Wanna bet?

Pete: That's a sucker bet.

Donald Duck: [hits Pete over the head] Yeah! You're the sucker!

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Pete: It's just you and me, Mickey. Mano a mouso.

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Pete: So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I just Can't Wait To Be King!

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Porthos: [D'Artagnan is driving and takes a sharp turn causing Porthos to spill his drink] That's it. Next time you drive.

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Porthos: A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance!

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Porthos: How's your head D'Artagnan?

D'Artagnan: I'm beginning to wish the Cardinal *had* chopped it off. Will you stop whistling please?

Porthos: I'm not whistling.

D'Artagnan: Well somebody's whistling.

Porthos: Barmaid's kiss left him dizzy.

Aramis: I hear it too. Sounds like a...

Athos: Cannon ball!

Porthos: Oh I *hate* cannon balls.

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Porthos: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.

Aramis: Don't encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself an outlaw as well.

Athos: Not if he leaves Paris right now.

D'Artagnan: I can't leave now, I just got here.

Porthos: Go home. Find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life.

D'Artagnan: What about the motto of the Musketeers? All for one and one for all.

Athos: Wake up boy. The Musketeers are just a dream.

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Rochefort: [commenting on D'Artagnan's horse] Decidedly it is someone riding a buttercup. Unless it is a cheese with legs.

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Rochefort: If you were a gentleman, I would speak to you. I was speaking *at* you, sir.

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Rochefort: If you were a gentleman, I would speak to you. I was speaking *at* you, sir.

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Rochefort: This d'Artagnan... he lodges with you, does he not? We will find Monsieur d'Artagnan a suitable lodging in the Bastille for the time being.

M. Bonancieux: And afterwards?

Rochefort: [coldly] Once in the Bastille, there is no afterwards.

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[Aramis is unconscious after being shot at by the Cardinal, Porthos is trying to revive him]

Athos: Is he dead?
[Porthos moves the crucifix round Aramis' neck and Aramis regains consciousness violently]

Athos: Gently! Gently!

Aramis: [groans and looks at the crucifix which stopped the bullet] See? There is a God.

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