I Do Quotes
Little Old Lady: Hello there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score!
Little Old Lady: Oh, I hope to score big there myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah uhe... I'm hoping to do some sluts too! Do they have lots of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: They have so many slots you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: WOAH! Hey Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head: Cool!
Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
Beavis: Yeah! hehuhe I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be SLUTS everywhere! It's gonna rule!
Little Old Lady: Aww, that's nice.
Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score!
Little Old Lady: Oh, I hope to score big there myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah uhe... I'm hoping to do some sluts too! Do they have lots of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: They have so many slots you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: WOAH! Hey Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head: Cool!
Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
Beavis: Yeah! hehuhe I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be SLUTS everywhere! It's gonna rule!
Little Old Lady: Aww, that's nice.
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Male Diner on Boat: If he is prepared to subject himself to total humiliation in front of all of us...
Female Diner on Boat: The least you can do is sleep with him
Female Diner on Boat: The least you can do is sleep with him
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Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': I am so happy to be here on Television Española!
[the image goes off and TVE logo that is used when technical problems occur appears, then back to her]
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': I am so happy to work here in...
Host: [scared] Don't!!
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': Don't... what?
Host: I have just been given a note where they ask me not to let you say names of people or companies.
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': But why? I have just said I'm very happy to work here in Television Española!
[image goes off, loud interference]
Host: [with her finger on her hear, with painful expression] Yes... yes... but, please! Do not repeat it!
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': As you wish...
Host: And by the way, who are you?
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': Me? My name is Mary Happy Destiny! But my friends call me Jinxy since school!
Host: Jinxy?
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': Yes, Jinxy. Why do you think they call me like that?
Host: [with a very serious face, to herself] Jinxy...
[the image goes off and TVE logo that is used when technical problems occur appears, then back to her]
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': I am so happy to work here in...
Host: [scared] Don't!!
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': Don't... what?
Host: I have just been given a note where they ask me not to let you say names of people or companies.
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': But why? I have just said I'm very happy to work here in Television Española!
[image goes off, loud interference]
Host: [with her finger on her hear, with painful expression] Yes... yes... but, please! Do not repeat it!
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': As you wish...
Host: And by the way, who are you?
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': Me? My name is Mary Happy Destiny! But my friends call me Jinxy since school!
Host: Jinxy?
Maria del Feliz Destino 'Gafancia': Yes, Jinxy. Why do you think they call me like that?
Host: [with a very serious face, to herself] Jinxy...
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Mother Sister: Good morning.
Da Mayor: Is it a good morning?
Mother Sister: Yes, indeed. You almost got yourself killed last night.
Da Mayor: I've done that before. Where did you sleep?
Mother Sister: I didn't.
Da Mayor: Hope the block is still standing.
Mother Sister: We're still standing.
Da Mayor: Is it a good morning?
Mother Sister: Yes, indeed. You almost got yourself killed last night.
Da Mayor: I've done that before. Where did you sleep?
Mother Sister: I didn't.
Da Mayor: Hope the block is still standing.
Mother Sister: We're still standing.
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Mr. Shidler: [Catches Brodie trying to sneak into class] You're late again. Thought you could sneak past me, Osome?
Brodie: No sir.
Mr. Shidler: Listen. do you have a note from your father?
Brodie: Yeah.
[singing loudly]
Brodie: MMMMIIIIII!
Mr. Shidler: [Clearing out his ear] Whoo. You got me that time, kid. You're lucky your father is an operatic star.
Brodie: No sir.
Mr. Shidler: Listen. do you have a note from your father?
Brodie: Yeah.
[singing loudly]
Brodie: MMMMIIIIII!
Mr. Shidler: [Clearing out his ear] Whoo. You got me that time, kid. You're lucky your father is an operatic star.
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Muddy Grimmes: I'll pay you 10 grand plus expenses, all payable after you do her.
Butt-head: Uh, do her?
Muddy Grimmes: That's right, do her. I'm offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal?
Beavis: Actually, we just want to watch TV.
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis. Uh... Yeah, we'll do your wife.
Beavis: No! I wanna watch TV!
Butt-head: [slaps Beavis] Damn it, Beavis, you butt-munch. This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.
Butt-head: Uh, do her?
Muddy Grimmes: That's right, do her. I'm offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal?
Beavis: Actually, we just want to watch TV.
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis. Uh... Yeah, we'll do your wife.
Beavis: No! I wanna watch TV!
Butt-head: [slaps Beavis] Damn it, Beavis, you butt-munch. This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.
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Muddy Grimmes: You got any last words before I kill ya?
Butt-head: I got a couple - buttcheeks.
Beavis: Yeah - and boobs. I just wanna say that again... Boobs.
Muddy Grimmes: I'm gonna blow ya both to hell,that's what I'm goin' to do!
Butt-head: Cool.
Butt-head: I got a couple - buttcheeks.
Beavis: Yeah - and boobs. I just wanna say that again... Boobs.
Muddy Grimmes: I'm gonna blow ya both to hell,that's what I'm goin' to do!
Butt-head: Cool.
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Ramtha: Do I think you're bad? I don't think you're bad. Do I think you're good? I don't think you're good either. I think you're God!
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: DD Do you know who that is?
Worker: Danger Mouse?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: DUDLEY DO-RIGHT!
Worker: Danger Mouse?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: DUDLEY DO-RIGHT!
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Sonny Rogers: Harry Vanderpool was ahead till the last minute, but the old smarty outsmarted himself! He voted me in himself!
Mr. Rogers: Son, we're going to Seattle.
Sonny Rogers: You should've seen the look on his fa - What you'd say about Seattle?
Mr. Rogers: Well, I've been given a very good job in Seattle, and we're moving there.
Sonny Rogers: But we can't move now! Don't you understand? I can't leave Bentley when I've been elected president!
Mr. Rogers: Son, we're going to Seattle.
Sonny Rogers: You should've seen the look on his fa - What you'd say about Seattle?
Mr. Rogers: Well, I've been given a very good job in Seattle, and we're moving there.
Sonny Rogers: But we can't move now! Don't you understand? I can't leave Bentley when I've been elected president!
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"Zé do Caixão: Flesh will be blood, and blood will become water... to bathe the eternal sin... and glorify the pleasures of pain... in the body of the damned. So it shall be, from one galaxy to another, from one existence to another. The little, forever midget, and the great, eternal giant.
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[after Guy has gotten into a conversation with his idol, Del Paxton]
Marguerite: Look at you. You're no good to me now.
Marguerite: Look at you. You're no good to me now.
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[Critical Bill is using a corpse as a punching bag]
Franchise: Critical Bill, man, what the **** are you doing?
Critical Bill: Working out, it's not bothering him much.
Franchise: Critical Bill, man, what the **** are you doing?
Critical Bill: Working out, it's not bothering him much.
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[Finding a pair of ladies' underpants]
Eric: Oh. You may wonder what these have to do with Christmas. The answer is, they're Carol's.
Eric: Oh. You may wonder what these have to do with Christmas. The answer is, they're Carol's.
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[first lines]
Title Card: In 1986, when Ko Chun hadn't obtained the crown of the God of Gamblers yet, he had to face the most life-risking and hazardous challenge of his life.
Title Card: In 1986, when Ko Chun hadn't obtained the crown of the God of Gamblers yet, he had to face the most life-risking and hazardous challenge of his life.
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[Location: in a church confession booth]
Man: I'm sorry, how many Hail-Marys?
Beavis: A thousand! And I want you to hit yourself! Right now!
Man: Um, now?
Beavis: Yes, do it!
[Man hits himself]
Beavis: Yeah, harder!
Man: I'm sorry, how many Hail-Marys?
Beavis: A thousand! And I want you to hit yourself! Right now!
Man: Um, now?
Beavis: Yes, do it!
[Man hits himself]
Beavis: Yeah, harder!
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[noticing the open door, the stolen T.V., and the broken window]
Butt-head: Whoa! I just figured something out, Beavis?
Beavis: What's that?
Butt-head: This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah! It *really* sucks!
Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV.
Butt-head: Whoa! I just figured something out, Beavis?
Beavis: What's that?
Butt-head: This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah! It *really* sucks!
Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV.
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[repeated line]
Jono: You mean you're gonna let me go? All right! Blue skies, fresh air, open horizons, Barthy burgers, girls!
Jono: You mean you're gonna let me go? All right! Blue skies, fresh air, open horizons, Barthy burgers, girls!
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[Finding a pair of ladies' underpants]
Eric: Oh. You may wonder what these have to do with Christmas. The answer is, they're Carol's.
Eric: Oh. You may wonder what these have to do with Christmas. The answer is, they're Carol's.
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[Firefighter describes a fire at a brassiere factory]
Firefighter (guest contestant): And you know what the smell was, Johnny? Burnt rubber.
Himself - Host: Sort of a falsie alarm?
Firefighter (guest contestant): And you know what the smell was, Johnny? Burnt rubber.
Himself - Host: Sort of a falsie alarm?
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Alasdair: [Rings the doorbell. Christine opens the door] Hi. I'm here.
Christine: What are you doing here so early? I told you to come after dinner.
Alasdair: Well, that's what I'm after. Dinner.
[Walks in past Christine]
Alasdair: What are you guys having.
Christine: What are you doing here so early? I told you to come after dinner.
Alasdair: Well, that's what I'm after. Dinner.
[Walks in past Christine]
Alasdair: What are you guys having.
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Announcer: [announcing the show that's been pre-empted] The A-Team makes one cup of coffee last five hours will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you a show for people with lots of time on their hands and nothing better to do.
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Billy Foster: [Beth kisses Billy on cheek]
Beth Foster: That's for showing me one of the nicest times I've ever had in my life.
Billy Foster: Is, uh, that all I'm gonna get?
Beth Foster: That's all you gonna get in public.
Billy Foster, Beth Foster: [Laughter. Billy grabs Beth's behind]
Beth Foster: [Squeals] Stop!
[Squeals]
Beth Foster: You fresh thing!
Billy Foster: [Laughs] You know you love it.
Beth Foster: Yes, I do.
Billy Foster: Woo! And tonight I'm gonna lay a blockbuster on you. To-*night*!
Beth Foster: Yeah? Oh, I'm gonna have a block for you to bust, too, baby, so you better bring a whole lotta hammer.
Billy Foster: Have hammer, will travel and go deep into your crevice.
Beth Foster: That's for showing me one of the nicest times I've ever had in my life.
Billy Foster: Is, uh, that all I'm gonna get?
Beth Foster: That's all you gonna get in public.
Billy Foster, Beth Foster: [Laughter. Billy grabs Beth's behind]
Beth Foster: [Squeals] Stop!
[Squeals]
Beth Foster: You fresh thing!
Billy Foster: [Laughs] You know you love it.
Beth Foster: Yes, I do.
Billy Foster: Woo! And tonight I'm gonna lay a blockbuster on you. To-*night*!
Beth Foster: Yeah? Oh, I'm gonna have a block for you to bust, too, baby, so you better bring a whole lotta hammer.
Billy Foster: Have hammer, will travel and go deep into your crevice.
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Brodie: Dad! Did you tell Christine that she could take the car out?
Senator Lance Prevert: Yes, why?
Brodie: But Christine can't drive. She's a girl! In fact, just now she...
Senator Lance Prevert: I don't want to hear it! Christine has every right to take out the car as you boys do.
Brodie: Okay, I guess that's fair. It's just... next time, tell her that she should open the garage door first.
Senator Lance Prevert: I will.
[Brodie exits as Senator Prevert continues watching TV until his eyes open wide]
Senator Lance Prevert: What?
Senator Lance Prevert: Yes, why?
Brodie: But Christine can't drive. She's a girl! In fact, just now she...
Senator Lance Prevert: I don't want to hear it! Christine has every right to take out the car as you boys do.
Brodie: Okay, I guess that's fair. It's just... next time, tell her that she should open the garage door first.
Senator Lance Prevert: I will.
[Brodie exits as Senator Prevert continues watching TV until his eyes open wide]
Senator Lance Prevert: What?
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