Onegai Teacher Quotes

Maho Kazami: [pointing the finger at Minoru] Don't tell me this "beard-face" is your husband
Hatsuho Kazami: [off camera] No, he's not.
Maho Kazami: Yeah, I thought so... He's not her type... Where? Where is he?
Hatsuho Kazami: Don't you see that there are only two mens here? [POV of Maho, Maho founds Kei]
Maho Kazami: Wait, don't tell me... That's not a very funny joke.
Kei Kusanagi: [Low voice] Hello.
Maho Kazami: Geez, I'm disillusioned and disappointed! What the hell is "This"? He's short, he doesn't seem interesting, he has glasses, he looks weak, and he has no depth - declined! With my sister who's both brilliant and fine, is impossible for you.

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Hyosuke Magumo: [off-screen] All Right everyone, Out of the way! It's time for the Hyosuke's big dive!HYAAAAAAAA! [big splash sound, And then appears screaming, having fallen from chest into the pool]
Hyosuke Magumo: Ouch!
Ichigo Morino: What an idiot.
Kaede Misumi: Not really.
Hyosuke Magumo: [crossing the pool from left to right] All right, One more time.
Matagu Shidoh: [crossing the pool from left to right wearing a pink lifesaver] Wait for me, Hyosuke
Ichigo Morino: [after seeing the two guys walking in the the pool] That is such a disgrace
Kaede Misumi: Well, Just a little.
Ichigo Morino: [seeing to Marie swimming in the the pool] What do you think that thing is?
Kaede Misumi: [seeing the same] I... I have no idea.

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Kei Kusanagi: Sensei...

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Maho Kazami: I've been observing you, that's why
Kei Kusanagi: [grasps] Eh? that means...
Maho Kazami: [acting like Mizuho] Even if you are young,aren't you going too far?
Kei Kusanagi: [Kei roses scared] W-w-w-with what?
Maho Kazami: Kissing.
Kei Kusanagi: [taking a deep breath and feeling relaxed] Kissing,huh? You were talking about kissing. Well that's okay isn't? becuase I'm married to her. We're husband and wife.
Maho Kazami: And what you do at nigth. [Kei freaks out]

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