The Sterile Cuckoo Quotes

Charlie Schumacher: [privately debunking his ladies-man reputation to Jerry] I'll bet you and me are the only two guys in the dorm who've never been laid.

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Jerry Payne: [seeing Pookie naked for the first time] Gee, Pookie, your body's just... beautiful.
'Pookie' Adams: Yeah? Well, I'd better get my beautiful ass into this beautiful bed, before it freezes off!

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